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Jessica - May 31, 2005 11:08:22 am PDT #8148 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really want to know what the rest of the lyrics are to "My Girlfriend Who Lives On Coruscant".

Actually, it never really got beyond the title (and my tagline) because all the people involved were laughing too hard to filk any more. ("If You Were Gay" was similarly derailed by nothing rhyming with mitichlorian.) But instead, I give you this (first verse in whitefont because it is a bit spoily):

My wife is preggers, I can see that she will die,
Put on the Jedi Council, a master? No, not I!
I fought with Obi-Wan and fell in lava, I fry!

So whyyyyyyy, do I have a penis helmet?
It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me!
Sucks to trained by a Jedi master that is hot for me!
It sucks to be me.

kat perez - May 31, 2005 11:08:31 am PDT #8149 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Hey Buffistas.

Shame about the sucky Tuesdays. My Tuesday has not been all that sucky except for the fact that it's Tuesday already which means one less day to do all of the stuff I have to do before Friday. And I have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, so that means the day automatically can't be that bad.

flea - May 31, 2005 11:08:34 am PDT #8150 of 10001
information libertarian

I always thought the male-pattern baldness thing was about your uncles, not maternal grandfather. And this sucks, because now I know that any future son of mine will be a total baldhead. Signed, my father went seriously bald in his early 20s, but my brother at 26 has still got plenty o' hair.

My Tuesday isn't sucking too much, except for the (biological TMI) fact that my skirt is now closer to the earth.

Kat - May 31, 2005 11:08:50 am PDT #8151 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh Robin, that sounds lovely. Did you get to eat everywhere you wanted to eat?

Also, while I was gone I got a phone call about a new teaching gig. Meep!

Kat - May 31, 2005 11:11:49 am PDT #8152 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

kat perez! I so rarely get to post with you. Sorry for the too much stuff but jealous of the cookies...

Emily - May 31, 2005 11:12:07 am PDT #8153 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I always thought the male-pattern baldness thing was about your uncles, not maternal grandfather.

Well, so long as it's maternal uncles, same thing. The point is that if it's carried on the X, then whether a man's father is bald has no correlation with his eventual baldness or not.

Scrappy - May 31, 2005 11:12:43 am PDT #8154 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Kat, we have to get together (us and our honeys) so we can tell each other travel stories! Ate lots of places with lots of folks and it was great.

Also, new job? Yikes!

§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:13:05 am PDT #8155 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Honey- and travel-flaunter.

Scrappy - May 31, 2005 11:14:05 am PDT #8156 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Secret message to ita: Pbbbbbt.

Jesse - May 31, 2005 11:14:06 am PDT #8157 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, it's Kat AND kat!!

I will go to the paper store on my way home tonight. I went in the other day, but got too distracted by two employees having a High Energy Discussion right there on the floor to really shop. And yay for possible new gig??

Robin, that sounds amazing.

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