I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - May 31, 2005 10:19:28 am PDT #8112 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, that part of it bothers me too and it's not like it happened waaaay back in season1 -- it just happened!!

Makes you wonder just who he was really looking for . . .


Jesse - May 31, 2005 10:19:54 am PDT #8113 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cause I have my schedule for Summer and Fall all worked out if it's not her. If it is... well, there'll need to be some reshuffling.

I just about feel your pain, Emily. "Just about" because the professor I'm afraid to be assigned to is for a class that's only two hours a week. But still. I am dying with the curiosity to know if she's going to be assigned to the section I'm registered for, or not.


Nutty - May 31, 2005 10:20:35 am PDT #8114 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Maybe (Alias) there really is a Michael Vaughn, he is just not that guy. The real Michael Vaughn is a brilliant Flabotinumologist, locked in a catatonic state by a terrible drug given him by a Derevko sister. This our hero, named Yohn Yohnson, at first was assigned to find the Derevkos and cure Vaughn, but as time went on and the "Bristow situation" developed, Yohn's mission was expanded and he assumed Vaughn's identity in an effort to bring down all three Derevko sisters. It was only terrible coincidence that Yohn, as Vaughn, fell in love with a Derevko daughter and pledged his life -- and his SECRET!! -- to her.

...Actually, J.J., please take notes. And, ignore my penchant for melodramatic adjectives.


Rick - May 31, 2005 10:21:01 am PDT #8115 of 10001

In super-important science news, the new Journal of Human Genetics has a pretty convincing report from a group claiming to have found the gene for male pattern baldness. It's on the X chromosome, which is consistent with longstanding anecdotal evidence that baldness in men is more correlated with baldness in their maternal grandfathers rather than with baldness in their own fathers.

Currently feeling grateful for my maternal grandfather, who died at 96 with a full head of hair.


sarameg - May 31, 2005 10:21:11 am PDT #8116 of 10001

For some reason, I'll be really annoyed if Vaugh is undeadDanny. I don't know why. I don't like it.


Jessica - May 31, 2005 10:21:32 am PDT #8117 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am confident that some of it will be explained, and some of it will be handwaved.

[eta: But I hope it's like Nutty's scenario, including the names.]

A couple of friends on LJ started filking Avenue Q with RotS lyrics, and now I can't get "I Wish You Could Meet My Girlfriend (My Girlfriend Who Lives On Coruscant)" out of my head.


Dana - May 31, 2005 10:22:19 am PDT #8118 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

now I can't get "I Wish You Could Meet My Girlfriend (My Girlfriend Who Lives On Coruscant)" out of my head.

...

t DIES


shrift - May 31, 2005 10:22:39 am PDT #8119 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm still holding out for Vaughn to admit that he's Keyser Soze. Or that he's working for Section One.


sarameg - May 31, 2005 10:22:50 am PDT #8120 of 10001

I think I just want one key plotwise dead person to just stay dead.


Vortex - May 31, 2005 10:24:08 am PDT #8121 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't know how Vaughn could be Danny I mean, we saw the body in the bathtub. Or did they Helix Danny, too?