Oh, cool. I could do next Sunday. (The week after that I am going to be out of town.) Pizza for 4?
JZ is craxy because she is definitely not available next Sunday and I don't know what calendar she's looking at. You'll need another day for an allen wrench party.
If'n I lived in the SF area, Perkins, I'd help. Unfortunately, there is half a continent twixt there and here. I wouldn't even need pizza and I've sworn off beer temporarily. My tastebuds have been on strike and I'm strictly a wine girl, right now.
eta: spelling shouldn't be that creative
Man, I would totally help Perkins too. Putting together Ikea furniture is one of my favorite things. For real. Except that time that my friend got a busted dresser drawer that she still blames on me.
Well, you should all come visit. We could have an ikea party.
I hate putting furniture together. Not sure why. It makes me mad, even when it's easy.
I watched
My Bodyguard
and
The Hustler
today. Was bored stiff by the former, and am a bit startled to realise that my memories of the latter weren't so much memories as complete fabrications. Huh.
I find it so satisfying to start with a pile of boards and end up with furniture, even when it's aggravating. It's like carpentry without the skill!
I gots next weekend off, Perkins. I could just fly out and help! I put my dresser together! Sure, the drawers won't
always
stay closed, but I feel it adds a much needed element of suspense to picking out a t-shirt.
Piles of boards are for other people. Let me assemble you a fight out of individual blows, or a web application out of ones and zeroes.
Then I'm your gal.