Man, I would totally help Perkins too. Putting together Ikea furniture is one of my favorite things. For real. Except that time that my friend got a busted dresser drawer that she still blames on me.
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Well, you should all come visit. We could have an ikea party.
I hate putting furniture together. Not sure why. It makes me mad, even when it's easy.
I watched My Bodyguard and The Hustler today. Was bored stiff by the former, and am a bit startled to realise that my memories of the latter weren't so much memories as complete fabrications. Huh.
I find it so satisfying to start with a pile of boards and end up with furniture, even when it's aggravating. It's like carpentry without the skill!
I gots next weekend off, Perkins. I could just fly out and help! I put my dresser together! Sure, the drawers won't always stay closed, but I feel it adds a much needed element of suspense to picking out a t-shirt.
Piles of boards are for other people. Let me assemble you a fight out of individual blows, or a web application out of ones and zeroes.
Then I'm your gal.
Yay! It's a party!
How could you be bored by My Bodyguard? There's boxing lessons and shit. Adam Baldwin, Joan Cusack, Matt Dillon...
Let me assemble you a fight out of individual blows, or a web application out of ones and zeroes.
That works.
It's like carpentry without the skill!
Exactly. I love putting stuff together. Why, I put together this very chair in which I sit. And it spins and stuff. And hasn't broken yet. Sadly, I cannot help Perkins due to geography.