Oof, I'm totally fried from standing out in the unshaded sun for two hours for Emmett's baseball game, then taking an hour long walk in that same sun in search of a beer.
Because it was Mem Day Weekend, some teams were underpopulated. The team who played after us asked Emmett to fill out their squad which he did enthusiastically. So he played a double-header (during the second game is when I went on my beer vision quest. JZ was having late lunch with friends.)
And? We have another game tomorrow. Against the same team we played today, who are utterly hapless. It's not even fun beating them. Oh well, it's the end of the regular season and the Double-A round robin tournament is next weekend.
Betsy, I am so sorry. How horrible.
So if I'm trying to get laid, and some girl or guy gets in the way - I need a word.
I've always said cunt-blocking, but neither does that rhyme nor does it receive Jesse's endorsement.
Betsy - deepest sympathy. Also what Jen said. I vote for fucko being killed by a falling piano for classic comedy value.
I've always said cunt-blocking, but neither does that rhyme nor does it receive Jesse's endorsement.
I think we need to get away from the anatomy and look to the activity blockage: Fuckstunter. Not to be confused with a Stuntfucker which sounds intriguing. "Yo bitch, you're stunting my fuck!"
Lilty, I hope your family has some peace.
In completely other news, I just don't like the sound of cunt-blocking.
Lilty, I wish you much strength right now, and clarity and peace.
ICON: Fuckstunter sounds like you meant to say cunt something and got tangled up. The idea of getting away from the genitalia has some merit. Takes away from my hip check visuals, though.
I'm also not big on the idea of stunted fucking.
Other alternatives:
Fuckblunt
Flopstopper
Macktrapper
FLOPSTOPPER? Feel free to stop my flopping, anytime. It doesn't sound like something I should be doing.
Macksmacker?
Which leads me to question -- is the phrase "salted my game" something that has legs outside of The OC?
