The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 29, 2005 7:04:07 pm PDT #7824 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm also not big on the idea of stunted fucking.


DavidS - May 29, 2005 7:04:10 pm PDT #7825 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Other alternatives:

Fuckblunt
Flopstopper
Macktrapper


Rio - May 29, 2005 7:05:04 pm PDT #7826 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

VAGINA BOJANGLER


§ ita § - May 29, 2005 7:06:15 pm PDT #7827 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

FLOPSTOPPER? Feel free to stop my flopping, anytime. It doesn't sound like something I should be doing.

Macksmacker?

Which leads me to question -- is the phrase "salted my game" something that has legs outside of The OC?


DavidS - May 29, 2005 7:06:44 pm PDT #7828 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

VAGINA BOJANGLER

This needs to work it's way into the common parlance. "Yo that VAGINA BOJANGLER better step off!"


§ ita § - May 29, 2005 7:07:14 pm PDT #7829 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

VAGINA BOJANGLER

With a fuller bladder, this would have made me pee myself with laughter.

Thank god for small mercies, and small drinks.

What would the acronym be? PMPL? Peed My Pants Laughing?


aurelia - May 29, 2005 7:07:44 pm PDT #7830 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lilty, peace and strength to you and yours.


DavidS - May 29, 2005 7:08:16 pm PDT #7831 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

FLOPSTOPPER? Feel free to stop my flopping, anytime. It doesn't sound like something I should be doing.

Dude, I am riffing. Don't go editorial on me right now. That's phase two.


Lilty Cash - May 29, 2005 7:09:10 pm PDT #7832 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Thanks, everyone. Things just went so much more quickly than expected. The only thing I really feel terrible about it that his parents and brother took a quick break from the hospital to grab a bite of dinner with everyone. Everyone expected it would be days, and we got a call about twenty minutes after they left- they hadn't made it in time. He wasn't alone, but I know it will hurt.

I, however, am in a place where the term "vagina bojangler" can still make me giggle. Is that evil?


Jesse - May 29, 2005 7:09:33 pm PDT #7833 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm totally using VAGINA BOJANGLER in conversation tomorrow.