Oh, just because she's a skanky whore or he's an attention-grabbing dimwit -- doesn't mean we can't have a verb.
I think I'm just head over heels in love with the term cock-blocking (I'm easy -- swayed by a rhyme and a couple hard consonants). I'm just sad I can't do it (or can I? Can I cock block Rick when he's trying to get with Sally? It's his cock, right? It's
me
that can't be cock blocked)
I think women can cock-block other women. It's too good a term to let the guys keep it to themselves.
Crap, Betsy, that's awful. Sending recovery-ma to you and DH.
Oh Betsy, that sucks. Here's hoping for instant-karma for the bad guys and a chance you'll get your stuff back.
HMOG, Betsy. How scary and horrible.
It's too good a term to let the guys keep it to themselves.
The man can't keep us down!
Betsy -- I hope the law does its job here, and gets everything back. How terrible.
Betsy, I'm so glad you're all safe.
And I'm sorry about the jewelry. That's heartbreaking.
So sorry about the jewelry, Betsy.
Betsy, so sorry about the breakin--I hope you can recover the jewelry/knives and feel safe soon.
Betsy, I'm so sorry. I hope you can recover your things.