Hm. That reminds me, do California people strap down their computers and televisions and stuff? I keep thinking I should put earthquake straps on my computer and teevee so that they don't fly out and smush my cat.

I haven't felt an earthquake in a long time.

We have our bookshelves strapped to the studs in the wall. I figure if the tv falls and breaks, I get a new one.

And if it falls on Space Cat?

Then no Space Cat.

Can charisma be learned?

I've been looking at people recently, one in particular, getting away with the most ludicrous shit through sheer force of charm and a great smile. Not anything at my expense, nor anything I think I should be able to get away with, so no skin off my nose.

But it cracks me up and slightly sobers me that 80% of the people in the room would get smacked down or shut out for the very same sentences -- they just don't have the infectious delivery that sells the audience on the outrageousness.

pictures are done. the last of the iTunes stuff is burning, then I'll deauthorize this computer for my account and delete it.

When do you officially not return? Or is it handwavy?

I have the bookcases strapped to the wall. For things like the TV and the dishes, I put the rubber shelf stuff under them so they are less likely to become projectiles.

I've been looking at people recently, one in particular, getting away with the most ludicrous shit through sheer force of charm and a great smile.

My bestest friend tells me often that she's certain anyone else would be fired for some of the shit I say.

I am so damned charismatic.

I am officially here until 6/30. I just want to be ready to walk out at a moment's notice should an offer come in.