I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 10:18:54 am PDT #7245 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nope, I'm compiling a list of contradictory interpretations of porn. I think it's looking good. Homosexuality, animals, and inanimate objects.

Sexxay.


Wolfram - May 26, 2005 10:25:39 am PDT #7246 of 10001
Visilurking

Best of offers to you, Wolfram -- if it went as well as that, they should do what they have to to get you. (Because I decree it. In spite of all working-world evidence to the contrary.)

Problem is that it's an "entry-level" Federal position. The posting had a salary range on it, and if offered the job, I'd only be able to consider the higher levels. Fortunately the chief of the department who conducted the interview (along with 3 colleagues who came along for the gang-bang) knows that, since he himself pointed out that my current salary is higher than the range. I'm hoping that means if they liked me they won't waste my time with a low offer.


Wolfram - May 26, 2005 10:28:25 am PDT #7247 of 10001
Visilurking

Nope, I'm compiling a list of contradictory interpretations of porn. I think it's looking good. Homosexuality, animals, and inanimate objects.

I guess the third includes linoleum.


bon bon - May 26, 2005 10:30:04 am PDT #7248 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Toothy tile is back! [link] And there's no freaking doubt who it is.


askye - May 26, 2005 10:32:29 am PDT #7249 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Um, who is it?


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 10:33:09 am PDT #7250 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't have doubts, but I also fail to have anything resembling a clue.


askye - May 26, 2005 10:41:20 am PDT #7251 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm totally out of the loop on celebrity gossip so I have no idea.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 10:58:47 am PDT #7252 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

ita, you totally need some tomato split-beaver shots from seed catalogs.


Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2005 11:00:53 am PDT #7253 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, you totally need some tomato split-beaver shots from seed catalogs.

No, show them pictures of Georgia O'Keefe flowers and really confuse the hell out of them.

"It kinda looks naughty, but..."


-t - May 26, 2005 11:01:12 am PDT #7254 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That definitely sounds fractional.

Do vegetables count as inanimate objects or are they their own category?