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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 10:33:09 am PDT #7250 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't have doubts, but I also fail to have anything resembling a clue.


askye - May 26, 2005 10:41:20 am PDT #7251 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm totally out of the loop on celebrity gossip so I have no idea.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 10:58:47 am PDT #7252 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

ita, you totally need some tomato split-beaver shots from seed catalogs.


Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2005 11:00:53 am PDT #7253 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, you totally need some tomato split-beaver shots from seed catalogs.

No, show them pictures of Georgia O'Keefe flowers and really confuse the hell out of them.

"It kinda looks naughty, but..."


-t - May 26, 2005 11:01:12 am PDT #7254 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That definitely sounds fractional.

Do vegetables count as inanimate objects or are they their own category?


Amy - May 26, 2005 11:03:03 am PDT #7255 of 10001
Because books.

And there's no freaking doubt who it is.

I also have no clue. Tease.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 11:03:53 am PDT #7256 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Let's go with household stuff as one category, and flora as another...


-t - May 26, 2005 11:07:01 am PDT #7257 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So that's four - four types of (faux)porn. Mwahahaha.

t /Count


Fred Pete - May 26, 2005 11:07:32 am PDT #7258 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

No, show them pictures of Georgia O'Keefe flowers and really confuse the hell out of them.

Or Robert Mapplethorpe. The flowers or the S&M.


msbelle - May 26, 2005 11:08:49 am PDT #7259 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Category 5:

ALL PICTURES OF CARROTTOP!!