Darth Pam
We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Mal ,'Serenity'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 25, 2005 12:20:50 pm PDT #6931 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hayden - May 25, 2005 12:21:17 pm PDT #6932 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Darth Burger King Commercial
Darth Zell
Darth Annoying Co-worker
Darth Michael Bay
Gudanov - May 25, 2005 12:21:57 pm PDT #6933 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Darth Po
Darth Laa-Laa
Darth Dipsy
Darth Tinky Winky
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 12:22:00 pm PDT #6934 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd like to take a moment of silence for the one true Darth. Tip a forty to my homie on the Sith lean.
Hayden - May 25, 2005 12:23:56 pm PDT #6935 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Darth Focus on the Family
Darth Eagle Forum
Darth Dittohead
Darth Frist
Aims - May 25, 2005 12:25:19 pm PDT #6936 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Darth Gay Agenda
Jessica - May 25, 2005 12:25:36 pm PDT #6937 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aeroplanes will be too afraid to crash, yoghurts will wish you good morning before being eaten and human consciousness will be stored on supercomputers, promising immortality for all - though it will help to be rich.
These fantastic claims are not made by a science fiction writer or a crystal ball-gazing lunatic. They are the deadly earnest predictions of Ian Pearson, head of the futurology unit at BT.
'If you draw the timelines, realistically by 2050 we would expect to be able to download your mind into a machine, so when you die it's not a major career problem,' Pearson told The Observer. 'If you're rich enough then by 2050 it's feasible. If you're poor you'll probably have to wait until 2075 or 2080 when it's routine. We are very serious about it. That's how fast this technology is moving: 45 years is a hell of a long time in IT.'
Pearson, 44, has formed his mind-boggling vision of the future after graduating in applied mathematics and theoretical physics, spending four years working in missile design and the past 20 years working in optical networks, broadband network evolution and cybernetics in BT's laboratories. He admits his prophecies are both 'very exciting' and 'very scary'.
He believes that today's youngsters may never have to die, and points to the rapid advances in computing power demonstrated last week, when Sony released the first details of its PlayStation 3. It is 35 times more powerful than previous games consoles. 'The new PlayStation is 1 per cent as powerful as a human brain,' he said. 'It is into supercomputer status compared to 10 years ago. PlayStation 5 will probably be as powerful as the human brain.'
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 12:27:18 pm PDT #6938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
he would expect to be able to download your mind into a machine, so when you die it's not a major career problem,'
More like you could create a clone of your mind. You'd still die.
It is 35 times more powerful than previous games consoles. 'The new PlayStation is 1 per cent as powerful as a human brain,' he said.
Bullshit.
shrift - May 25, 2005 12:29:30 pm PDT #6939 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't know whether I should be amused or ashamed that my main fannish e-mail is Darth Shrift, but in my defense, Shrift was already taken.
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 12:29:46 pm PDT #6940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aeroplanes will be too afraid to crash, yoghurts will wish you good morning before being eaten
Didn't Douglas Adams cover this territory? I don't recall it ending that well.