I have never been anywhere. In fact, am barely sure I'm here right now. Much less with an ex...though I did travel with one. That Holiday inn was very nice.(I'm kidding...we saw a little more than that!) Happy-making this week:Good edit, and somebody told me I was amazing this week without meaning it in a poster-child way.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - May 25, 2005 10:48:13 am PDT #6839 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Jessica - May 25, 2005 11:13:44 am PDT #6840 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:20:32 am PDT #6841 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm all for people being pleasantly logical and straightforward when it comes to serious relationships.
I'm also single, so there you go.
But it does make me laugh when a guy (it's usually this way round) does something that triggers his girlfriend's irrationality (so NOT talking about the Zmayhems here, rather a conversation I had yesterday) that leaves all the bystanders shaking their heads and wondering how he managed to survive, while all the time he's going "But! I was trying to do the right thing!"
Basically, if I can tell you're going to trigger the issues of someone I barely know, what were you thinking?
I'm sure they'll be made up in no time, but we're really trying to get him to run his actions past an approval committee before he goes too far.
Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 11:26:45 am PDT #6842 of 10001
What is even happening?
Good anecdote, ita. I'm sure it would have garnered more response, if everyone wasn't off choosing what to wear to Hec's funeral.
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:26:52 am PDT #6843 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How Not To Name Your Sith Apprentice
I am tired. So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Sadly, Googling "Darth Broccoli" (with quotes) does come up with some matches....
erikaj - May 25, 2005 11:27:53 am PDT #6844 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
He wasn't? Or maybe love made him blind? Or the "Oh, shit," moment came after he got the story out of his mouth halfway and he rather mindlessly continued to talk anyway?(I do this, sometimes...It can be like my brain has a pre-selected tape in it.)
Jessica - May 25, 2005 11:28:09 am PDT #6845 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Ahem:
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
bon bon - May 25, 2005 11:28:14 am PDT #6846 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My BF came up with a similar thing.
Darth Coitus Interuptus
Darth It's Malignant
Darth I Have to Let You Go
Darth Fatty
Jesse - May 25, 2005 11:29:26 am PDT #6847 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm sure they'll be made up in no time, but we're really trying to get him to run his actions past an approval committee before he goes too far.
The only potential problem there is, what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:29:54 am PDT #6848 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
Broccoli is the exception that proves the rule. Or maybe Brussel sprouts.
I like bon bon's BF's Darths.
How 'bout Darth Flaccid.