It's "hui," or at least that's one of the words for dick in Russian. Dunno "hofu."
Personally I imagine a certain class of lady breakin' her stuff out "Yo! I got the Ho-Fu!"
Buffy: Synchronized slaying. Faith: New Olympic category?
'Conversations with Dead People'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Volans - May 25, 2005 6:01:50 am PDT #6714 of 10001
move out and draw fire
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 6:03:19 am PDT #6715 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He also seems to imply that her use of drugs (or her lack of adherence to scientology) is
Is she a lapsed Scientologist? Or is he saying that everyone can be a big star if they convert to Scientology?
Steph L. - May 25, 2005 6:04:14 am PDT #6716 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I may not like people very much, but I am not read to go cannibal.
I got two words for you: BABY TOES!!!!
They're what's for dinner.
Fred Pete - May 25, 2005 6:05:52 am PDT #6717 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Cruise's comments are ridiculous. Especially since he got his first break in a Brooke Shields vehicle.
Endless Love, FTR.
Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
Volans - May 25, 2005 6:06:23 am PDT #6718 of 10001
move out and draw fire
OK, this is all too much like a dream I had last night, where I was slicing off a piece of someone's toe (not a baby's) and eating it.
I am now officially vegentarian.
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 6:10:04 am PDT #6719 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
U.S. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man
An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.
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She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment, said Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.
Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.
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When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot (1.5-meter) -tall, 98-pound (44.5-kilo) woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.
eta: This is what happens to old ladies who don't have enough cats.
Gudanov - May 25, 2005 6:11:22 am PDT #6720 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Endless Love, FTR.
I hate that song. I don't know why, but can't stand it.
I have nothing to contribute to the human appendage eating theme.
Laura - May 25, 2005 6:11:55 am PDT #6721 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
This is what happens to old ladies who don't have enough cats.
Or not enough pizza...
amych - May 25, 2005 6:12:04 am PDT #6722 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
This is what happens to old ladies who don't have enough cats.
Well, sure. It's much more efficient to outsource the biting and scratching.
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 6:13:20 am PDT #6723 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or not enough pizza...
Yes, but then she could just complain to the cats, if she had them. It's the lack of feline outlet to her anger that led her down this dark path.