U.S. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man
An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.
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She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment, said Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.
Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.
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When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot (1.5-meter) -tall, 98-pound (44.5-kilo) woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.
eta: This is what happens to old ladies who don't have enough cats.
Endless Love, FTR.
I hate that song. I don't know why, but can't stand it.
I have nothing to contribute to the human appendage eating theme.
This is what happens to old ladies who don't have enough cats.
Well, sure. It's much more efficient to outsource the biting and scratching.
Or not enough pizza...
Yes, but then she could just complain to the cats, if she had them. It's the lack of feline outlet to her anger that led her down this dark path.
Yes, but then she could just complain to the cats, if she had them. It's the lack of feline outlet to her anger that led her down this dark path.
Maybe she had to use her cats to make cat pizza since the local pizza place wouldn't deliver pepperoni pizzas for her.
Maybe she had to use her cats to make cat pizza since the local pizza place wouldn't deliver pepperoni pizzas for her.
Yes, but then having pizza would sate her rage.
It's all very clear to me.
I hate that song. I don't know why, but can't stand it.
Could be worse. You could have seen the movie.
So with regards to the stoopid Star Wars fans that made flaming light sabers of death ... d'you think that, in much the same way as there was with violent video games and video nasties that make our children do BAD THINGS, there'll be an outcry from CONCERNED PARENTS to have Star Wars banned?
(or her lack of adherence to scientology)
Sorry Tommy, I should have made that clearer, I was doing the implying there. I should have used square brackets.
