You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - May 25, 2005 5:01:48 am PDT #6691 of 10001
Because books.

Isn't Lindsey Lohan still playing high school, mostly? Ew.

That was my reaction. Her next movie is Herbie: Fully Loaded, or something like that. Yuck.


Jesse - May 25, 2005 5:02:22 am PDT #6692 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So if she's 18 and can walk into a bar without being carded, what does that mean?


tommyrot - May 25, 2005 5:05:57 am PDT #6693 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So if she's 18 and can walk into a bar without being carded, what does that mean?

Life is good?


Nutty - May 25, 2005 5:06:40 am PDT #6694 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

She is a Bush twin?


Jesse - May 25, 2005 5:09:32 am PDT #6695 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What does it mean for her roles, is what I meant.


tommyrot - May 25, 2005 5:12:59 am PDT #6696 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

from Wired:

Bear Gone Wild
The artistic director of a Swiss street display featuring 600 human-sized teddy bears found one of his models unbearable. "This bear is perverse, dominatrix and hard-core. We had to ban it because of the children," artistic director Beat Seeberger-Quin told Reuters. The bodacious bear sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, and stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service." While the saucy bear has been banned, its public peers, decorated by artists and adorning the streets of Zurich, don't necessarily have it any better. "Two or three of the bears have been splashed with paint, and one bear -- a nice small bear wearing a little dress -- has been stolen," Seeberger-Quin said.


tommyrot - May 25, 2005 5:29:11 am PDT #6697 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Star Wars is Satan's Tool!

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

...

Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!

Um... I'm fairly certain this is a joke....

also,

"The attack on the Death Star is like sperm trying to impregnate an ovum"


tommyrot - May 25, 2005 5:32:51 am PDT #6698 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hufu - an alternative to eating human flesh

GET COOKING!
Serano Nanito
These native dumplings filled with hufu (or human flesh), sago and yam are prized for their taste as well as their ability to make you fierce and brave in tribal combat.


Theodosia - May 25, 2005 5:46:29 am PDT #6699 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Leaving. The garage and the property gate are both powered, so I can't get the car out at all, and to get me out I have to jump the fence. Which I used to do, but is tougher holding a baby.

What you do is alert a passerby that you are throwing something, then toss the baby over. Will work like charm!

t scampers

[eta to note cool cool number!]


Jesse - May 25, 2005 5:48:30 am PDT #6700 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Milla Jovovich, the actress and super-model, overheard the conversation and intrigued, turned around to join in the conversation, and commented, "Hofu" sounds like [the male organ] -- you should call it "hufu."

Hofu sounds like dick?