from Wired:

Bear Gone Wild
The artistic director of a Swiss street display featuring 600 human-sized teddy bears found one of his models unbearable. "This bear is perverse, dominatrix and hard-core. We had to ban it because of the children," artistic director Beat Seeberger-Quin told Reuters. The bodacious bear sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, and stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service." While the saucy bear has been banned, its public peers, decorated by artists and adorning the streets of Zurich, don't necessarily have it any better. "Two or three of the bears have been splashed with paint, and one bear -- a nice small bear wearing a little dress -- has been stolen," Seeberger-Quin said.

The Star Wars is Satan's Tool!

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

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Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!

Um... I'm fairly certain this is a joke....

also,

"The attack on the Death Star is like sperm trying to impregnate an ovum"

Hufu - an alternative to eating human flesh

GET COOKING!
Serano Nanito
These native dumplings filled with hufu (or human flesh), sago and yam are prized for their taste as well as their ability to make you fierce and brave in tribal combat.

Leaving. The garage and the property gate are both powered, so I can't get the car out at all, and to get me out I have to jump the fence. Which I used to do, but is tougher holding a baby.

What you do is alert a passerby that you are throwing something, then toss the baby over. Will work like charm!

t scampers

[eta to note cool cool number!]

Milla Jovovich, the actress and super-model, overheard the conversation and intrigued, turned around to join in the conversation, and commented, "Hofu" sounds like [the male organ] -- you should call it "hufu."

Hofu sounds like dick?

yucky day. need food. lazy. WAH!

We never had Wear Your Pajamas day at my school.

Do you think I could convince my bosses that we should have one at work?

I wore pajamas to work the whole first week I was back in the office after my back surgery.

Well, yoga pants and a t-shirt, which might as well be pajamas.

yucky day. need food.

Have some hufu.

yucky day. need food. lazy. WAH!

What she said, though coffee is more needed than food right now.

I may not like people very much, but I am not read to go cannibal.