Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.

Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 23, 2005 12:58:12 pm PDT #6318 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Now I want to go to Staples, and then to my bunk.


Jessica - May 23, 2005 12:59:31 pm PDT #6319 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Researchers Pinpoint Brain's Sarcasm Sensor

Yeah, right.


§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:59:33 pm PDT #6320 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Staples is on the way to my bunk.


Aims - May 23, 2005 1:03:26 pm PDT #6321 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They probably sell bunks AT STAPLES! With little post-it flags for errogenous zones!


Maria - May 23, 2005 1:07:00 pm PDT #6322 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Aimee, fix your post before I go and edit my COMM. Pbft.

Edit: And thank you my dear Empress!


Sophia Brooks - May 23, 2005 1:09:14 pm PDT #6323 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My Office Suppky Delivery Man gave me one of those highlighters FOR FREE.

Of course, my nice man is now being replaced by a scary young person who seems to dress like Puff Daddy or Sean "Puffy" Combs or whatever he is calling himself.


Vortex - May 23, 2005 1:44:24 pm PDT #6324 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They probably sell bunks AT STAPLES! With little post-it flags for errogenous zones!

I think that a bingo dabber would work better. You can color code!

Hmm, now that I look at that marker, it could have . . . other uses, I suppose.

eta: checks to make sure that she has her "Special Hell" bus pass


§ ita § - May 23, 2005 1:45:20 pm PDT #6325 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Markings! Markings in new places!


shrift - May 23, 2005 1:59:46 pm PDT #6326 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What is it about me that causes people who most sincerely are not cruising to pull up next to me and ask for directions as I'm walking down the street? Happens to me all the time. I must work in the city of lost suburban motorists.


Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 2:00:50 pm PDT #6327 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

A friend of mine calls it "having librarian-face", but I'm not sure that applies to shrift.