t pets Jesse's hair
Not 'cuz I give a hoot about Jesse's issues with her prospective employers.
Cuz of Jesse's hair, which needs, nay, Demands!, petting.
Oh, look at the pretties!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - May 22, 2005 5:41:13 pm PDT #6123 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
DavidS - May 22, 2005 5:41:18 pm PDT #6124 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I guess I know why my mailers aren't that apt.
Yeah, but the marketers still have a profile on you and when you shop at Safeways it'll pimp little discounts to you based on your preferences. And if you were a coupon type of person you'd want the Huggies coupons coming to your house when you bought Pampers etc.
That was one of the things I liked about the Minority Report , when the scanners read your retinas and flashed ads at you based on your buying habits. That seemed to be a good future call.
§ ita § - May 22, 2005 5:41:52 pm PDT #6125 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The handshake is with the left hand, double pump, slap palm, slap back of hand, bump elbows and wink.
Or ... is it?
eta:
the marketers still have a profile on you and when you shop at Safeways it'll pimp little discounts to you based on your preferences
Those don't even make it to my car. In three years, I've never redeemed one, even if it's for something I buy (which rarely happens) -- I just never want to take the paper home.
Jesse - May 22, 2005 5:42:16 pm PDT #6126 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't care about the marketers tracking me, really. Is that so wrong?
Steph L. - May 22, 2005 5:43:01 pm PDT #6127 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The handshake is with the left hand, double pump, slap palm, slap back of hand, bump elbows and wink.
Or ... is it?
Crap. I always forget the elbows part. That must be why everyone thinks I'm so truthful and trustworthy.
Gus - May 22, 2005 5:50:05 pm PDT #6128 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Oh, we are being serious.
The day is coming soon when a swipe of a credit card will reveal your Mother's maiden name.
This will somehow be progress.
§ ita § - May 22, 2005 5:51:11 pm PDT #6129 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't care about the marketers tracking me, really. Is that so wrong?
Yes. When the revolution against scoopable cat litter comes, you'll be first against the wall.
Jesse - May 22, 2005 5:51:19 pm PDT #6130 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
We've just had this conversation recently, but the mother's maiden name thing is a huge pet peeve of mine. It's the worst security question EVAR in this day and age.
§ ita § - May 22, 2005 5:54:31 pm PDT #6131 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's the worst security question EVAR in this day and age.
Especially when you're not sure how to spell it.
Sophia Brooks - May 22, 2005 5:57:15 pm PDT #6132 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Especially when it is the same.damn.name as yours!
then I started using sophia as my mother's maiden name, nad I always forget...