The handshake is with the left hand, double pump, slap palm, slap back of hand, bump elbows and wink.
Or ... is it?
eta:
the marketers still have a profile on you and when you shop at Safeways it'll pimp little discounts to you based on your preferences
Those don't even make it to my car. In three years, I've never redeemed one, even if it's for something I buy (which rarely happens) -- I just never want to take the paper home.
I don't care about the marketers tracking me, really. Is that so wrong?
The handshake is with the left hand, double pump, slap palm, slap back of hand, bump elbows and wink.
Or ... is it?
Crap. I always forget the elbows part. That must be why everyone thinks I'm so truthful and trustworthy.
Oh, we are being serious.
The day is coming soon when a swipe of a credit card will reveal your Mother's maiden name.
This will somehow be progress.
I don't care about the marketers tracking me, really. Is that so wrong?
Yes. When the revolution against scoopable cat litter comes, you'll be first against the wall.
We've just had this conversation recently, but the mother's maiden name thing is a huge pet peeve of mine. It's the worst security question EVAR in this day and age.
It's the worst security question EVAR in this day and age.
Especially when you're not sure how to spell it.
Especially when it is the same.damn.name as yours!
then I started using sophia as my mother's maiden name, nad I always forget...
ita has her snark on. We can forgive this, because of how fine she looks.
It's time to just start making shit up.