There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 21, 2005 8:22:55 am PDT #5994 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita, did you tivo CSI? I missed it, can I get a copy from you? I'll buy you pie!

ION, I had chocolate cake for breakfast. Hooray for cake!

Now I must completely scrub house from top to bottom. I found two roaches in my kitchen yesterday.

I may have screamed. Then there was stomping and heebie jeebies.

My wee place is so clean and sparkly. Why has this happened to me?


Jesse - May 21, 2005 8:27:19 am PDT #5995 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dirty neighbors. At least, that's what I blame my roaches on.


§ ita § - May 21, 2005 8:30:22 am PDT #5996 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have it downloaded, Allyson, and will happily burn it for you.

Also, if vermin were fair, we wouldn't call them such nasty names.


Scrappy - May 21, 2005 9:00:46 am PDT #5997 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Cali roaches, so the Orkin guy tells me, show up when it gets warm out looking for water and cleanliness has nothing to do with it. We have the occasional roach in our prisitine ladies' room in the office, and none in the workroom, where there are ALWAYS crumbs and cookies and lean cuisine plates in the trash.


Allyson - May 21, 2005 9:08:40 am PDT #5998 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

that's good to know, and explains why I find them near the sink. I suspect if any of them have hauled ass near Ruby's waterbowl, they've met their untimely demise due to Ruby's superior hunting skills.


Allyson - May 21, 2005 9:09:26 am PDT #5999 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! And I had a dream last night that my book found an agent, who said, "of course we're publishing this."


Scrappy - May 21, 2005 9:13:18 am PDT #6000 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay! Maybe, like Buffy, you are having prophetic dreams.


JohnSweden - May 21, 2005 9:56:08 am PDT #6001 of 10001
I can't even.

Off to the Jays and Nats (yes, that tremendous traditional rivalry). It's a beautiful day to be at the ballpark!


bon bon - May 21, 2005 10:36:05 am PDT #6002 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thank god Allyson's Buffy, because I dreamed my BF was on trial for murder last night.


Gus - May 21, 2005 10:36:58 am PDT #6003 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

From Announcements: evil jimi brags a lot. Sure. I'd brag about it, too, but everyone would be used to that.

on edit: Everyone is out having a life and sending money to Lucas.