You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 21, 2005 9:08:40 am PDT #5998 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

that's good to know, and explains why I find them near the sink. I suspect if any of them have hauled ass near Ruby's waterbowl, they've met their untimely demise due to Ruby's superior hunting skills.


Allyson - May 21, 2005 9:09:26 am PDT #5999 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! And I had a dream last night that my book found an agent, who said, "of course we're publishing this."


Scrappy - May 21, 2005 9:13:18 am PDT #6000 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay! Maybe, like Buffy, you are having prophetic dreams.


JohnSweden - May 21, 2005 9:56:08 am PDT #6001 of 10001
I can't even.

Off to the Jays and Nats (yes, that tremendous traditional rivalry). It's a beautiful day to be at the ballpark!


bon bon - May 21, 2005 10:36:05 am PDT #6002 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thank god Allyson's Buffy, because I dreamed my BF was on trial for murder last night.


Gus - May 21, 2005 10:36:58 am PDT #6003 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

From Announcements: evil jimi brags a lot. Sure. I'd brag about it, too, but everyone would be used to that.

on edit: Everyone is out having a life and sending money to Lucas.


Jesse - May 21, 2005 11:06:31 am PDT #6004 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good lord, bon bon.

Also, grr! All the computer systems at school were supposed to be down until 2pm today. Needless to say, they are not back up yet. Lame!


sumi - May 21, 2005 11:44:37 am PDT #6005 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I watched the Muppet Wizard of Oz. It was very uneven.

I may have to doublecheck the hottitude of Vaughn. . . but not now. . . now I'm watching much pre-Preakness coverage.


Eddie - May 21, 2005 11:48:11 am PDT #6006 of 10001
Your tag here.

Yay! for weekend Natter. Only 7 unread! Hmm... now I have nothing more to read. This is one of those double-edged sword thingies, isn't it?


Nutty - May 21, 2005 11:52:43 am PDT #6007 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hello, all. I watched (on TV) as the Mets beat the pants offa the Yankees. Although don't think that one laugher makes me feel any better about interleague play.

The weird part about watching the CSI finale, and then a day later watching Muppets in Oz, is that the second one had a scene with Quentin Tarantino! Where he was explaining how he would do a Brandy/Miss Piggy fight scene! With, like, explosions and flying eyeballs! And Miss Piggy was already wearing an eyepatch and Biker wear before Quentin got invoked at all. Sometimes, it can be very alarming what you can do with Muppets, like that alternate future where Beaker is a steroided bouncer at a club where Scooter dances in a cage in hot pants. (And that was the effing Christmas Special!!)

The CSI show itself was kind of meh, for me. My OTT-o-meter is stressed out by that show every week anyway, but CSI + Quentin = OTT meltdown. I spent half the episode wondering, "But doesn't Nick have to pee? Shouldn't he be kinda thirsty? If you really jerked on the belt of a very stiff man that hard, isn't there a good chance you'd fracture his lumbar spine?" So, a wee bit rich for my blood.

ETFC, because that spoiler is pretty funny to see, all of a sudden.