And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 8:27:08 am PDT #4822 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought I could shut up, but apparently, not so much.

You're so extra adorable when you get your geek on.

In googling Massive, it seems they have modules. So you can buy:

  • Massive Spectator Set
  • Crowds on the Move™ - Massive's Set of Locomotion Extras
  • Massive Ambient Action Set

as well as the

  • Massive Combat Collection Set.

Cool! I could read about Massive all morning.


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2005 8:27:32 am PDT #4823 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's way cool, Nilly.


Connie Neil - May 17, 2005 8:27:38 am PDT #4824 of 10001
brillig

Nilly, is there a place where I can find all the physics-math etc. words? Hubby reads Scientific American for fun and likes articles where I can't even understand the titles.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 8:27:41 am PDT #4825 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh yes, Jars.

(Jesse)


Topic!Cindy - May 17, 2005 8:28:47 am PDT #4826 of 10001
What is even happening?

Thank you, ita. Sorry, Jesse.


DavidS - May 17, 2005 8:30:36 am PDT #4827 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sex is better than sticking a finger in your ear? I know this analogy not.

It feels better to the ear than the finger?

What tommyrot said. Tiresias is the blind seer in Oedipus Rex. He began life as a woman and was changed into a man by some caprice of the gods. He was asked which gender enjoyed sex more and said, "Stick your finger in your ear and wiggle it around. What feels better: your finger or your ear?"

I think this is rhetorically fun, but specious logic.


tommyrot - May 17, 2005 8:31:51 am PDT #4828 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We're not gonna talk about ear-fucking, are we?


Betsy HP - May 17, 2005 8:33:30 am PDT #4829 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My favorite, favorite Massive story is about the battle crowds they created for Lord of the Rings. With their first algorithm, the soldiers' AIs told them this was a really good time to run away, so they did.

Life should be more like this.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 8:34:13 am PDT #4830 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We're not gonna talk about ear-fucking, are we?

Only if it involves goats, according to the memo.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 8:35:23 am PDT #4831 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"In [an] early simulation [of the Massive software], Jackson and Regelous watched as several thousand characters fought like hell while, in the background, a small contingent of combatants seemed to think better of it and run away. They weren't programmed to do this. It just happened. "It was spooky," Jackson said in an interview last year."