Some of the least convincing ad copy I've ever seen:
Introducing the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt ...
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 01, 2005 2:28:59 pm PDT #454 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - May 01, 2005 2:44:26 pm PDT #455 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But when you factor in that silent velcro is only for the armed forces...
Jesse - May 01, 2005 2:48:03 pm PDT #456 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A guy I work with has one of those
No, really? People actually buy/wear those?!?
bon bon - May 01, 2005 2:48:53 pm PDT #457 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I pity those poor scientists making great strides in the technology of clothing whose achievements are quantified somewhere on the range between hypercolor and adding scrolling LED to a belt buckle.
Topic!Cindy - May 01, 2005 2:54:51 pm PDT #458 of 10001
What is even happening?
Does it say it in French? Because it's not like I'd understand it. Spanish either. Somedays English is more than I'm up for.Oui si.
Narrator - May 01, 2005 2:56:08 pm PDT #459 of 10001
The evil is this way?
*BAP*
Topic!Cindy - May 01, 2005 3:03:46 pm PDT #460 of 10001
What is even happening?
sacre bleu
(What does that mean, anyhow?)
Jesse - May 01, 2005 3:07:45 pm PDT #461 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It means holy blue, but I think it's because it rhymes with sacre dieu, holy god. It's like the french equivalent of jeepers. I think.
Kat - May 01, 2005 3:09:40 pm PDT #462 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse! I needed you today! and then I figured out my own dilemma (your address is the one in Astoria, right?) and now I hope it's all good.
Jesse - May 01, 2005 3:12:15 pm PDT #463 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Um, yay? My address is in Astoria.