Allyson, I think I did something similar to what you're asking for years and years ago, when I was a grant proposal minion, but I have absolutely no idea how any longer. Have you asked in Buffistechnology? That's where all the hardcore wisdom lives.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 11, 2005 1:09:55 pm PDT #3406 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 1:11:37 pm PDT #3407 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, HOT:
[Dougray] Scott ("Mission: Impossible II," "Ever After") will play Moses in the tale of the Exodus, taking on a role memorably played by Charlton Heston in the 1956 Cecil B. DeMille film (which has been an Easter-season staple on ABC for a number of years). He'll be joined in the cast by Omar Sharif ("Lawrence of Arabia," "Hidalgo"), Naveen Andrews ("Lost"), Mia Maestro ("Alias") and Linus Roache ("RFK," "Batman Begins").
Okay, weird too. But hot.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 1:12:59 pm PDT #3408 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Biblical slash, here we come!
Fire up the handbasket, ladies...
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 1:17:14 pm PDT #3409 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Biblical slash, here we come!
That's pretty much drawing the Go Straight to Damnation, Do not collect $200 card.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 1:24:33 pm PDT #3410 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's pretty much drawing the Go Straight to Damnation, Do not collect $200 card.
But it's kinda cheating. Shipping straight from source text -- that's beyond redemption.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 1:25:29 pm PDT #3411 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
David. Jonathan. It's canon. IJS.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 1:27:01 pm PDT #3412 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eve/Lilith isn't canon, but it's one hell of a gimme.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 1:28:36 pm PDT #3413 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Well, technically Lilith isn't canon; she's sort of a cut scene.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 1:30:44 pm PDT #3414 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
More like they tried to retcon her out. I'm not buying it.
Allyson - May 11, 2005 1:31:26 pm PDT #3415 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I figured it out, JZ, thanks. It's in the Forms toolbar.