I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - May 11, 2005 12:59:41 pm PDT #3396 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

At least that's the impression I get from the Focus on the Family gay section.

The Ford Focus is gay?


Topic!Cindy - May 11, 2005 1:00:26 pm PDT #3397 of 10001
What is even happening?

No, Aimee. You're thinking of the Probe.


Aims - May 11, 2005 1:00:44 pm PDT #3398 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t smacks forhead

Riiiight!


juliana - May 11, 2005 1:01:53 pm PDT #3399 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Although, according to ita, some Ford Focii have a Thing for TiVos, ifyouknowwhatImean. So the Focii are at least depraved, which is kissing cousin to gay.


Gudanov - May 11, 2005 1:02:21 pm PDT #3400 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Here's the guide to automotive gayness.

[link]


§ ita § - May 11, 2005 1:02:27 pm PDT #3401 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

only gay males are scary

Dude. Lea DeLaria.


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 1:02:40 pm PDT #3402 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I thought the Mazda Miata was the Official Gay Car Of The New Millennium?


Lyra Jane - May 11, 2005 1:03:43 pm PDT #3403 of 10001
Up with the sun

This is a disturbing conversation. Entertaining, but disturbing.

(And I've heard what Adam Sandler suggests about sex with poultry: you, um, insert in the egg sac. Ewww.)


Glamcookie - May 11, 2005 1:04:15 pm PDT #3404 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

ita and her dirty links. I've been blocked.

And I AM TOO scary.


Aims - May 11, 2005 1:04:17 pm PDT #3405 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Adam Snadler also responsible for the phrase, "Fuck me in the goat ass!"