I had to jab my fingers into her eyes just so I could escape (she had me pinned to the ground).
Then I bonked her over the head with an aluminum shovel (as my dad had warned me of the dangers of letting an animal get the upper hand).
How Marx Brothers meets The Hippopotamus.
That's the first person I thought of! And I'm thinking...probably yes.
I'm sure he's real sorry about it now.
The Royals blew the lead since my Holy Crap comment. They are now losing by 3 runs.
I had lunch today with aurelia and KCista quester. It was really nice although I had little to contribute to the theater talk.
Somehow, baseball seems less interesting after all the mule fucking....
The Royals blew the lead since my Holy Crap comment. They are now losing by 3 runs.
And since my verbal dope-slapping of Keith Foulke, we got back the lead! 2d walkoff homer in 2 days!! (Not the same guy twice.)
To each his own. The Red Sox just beat Oakland, thanks to a walk off homer by Tek.
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I didn't know there was such a thing as dope slapping. To think I didn't need to be bitch slapping all this time ...
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a dope?!?