More grenades?
Bwah!
I just refreshed and it said no injuries.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - May 10, 2005 1:54:28 pm PDT #2983 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Jessica - May 10, 2005 1:55:35 pm PDT #2984 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
More grenades?
I was wondering the same thing.
Sadly, all the punchlines I can think of would probably get me in trouble with the FBI.
JZ - May 10, 2005 1:56:07 pm PDT #2985 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Robin, your BF is the sweetest.
Atropa - May 10, 2005 1:59:28 pm PDT #2986 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
whereas it was a known and obvious scientific fact that a woman who was in truly touch with her sexuality, who truly owned her femininity and her womanliness, would wear tight jeans all the time so men could see her ass properly.
Huh. Gosh, I never realized I was a frigid prude. I'll have to warn Pete.
Allyson - May 10, 2005 2:02:06 pm PDT #2987 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
If men want to see my ass, they can just sleep with me, as is polite.
Glamcookie - May 10, 2005 2:02:25 pm PDT #2988 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
So, the Bush story is now down from Yahoo news and didn't show up anywhere else. WTF?
Allyson - May 10, 2005 2:04:01 pm PDT #2989 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
They replaced Bush with a new half-retarded cyborg and started the massive cover-up. Again.
JZ - May 10, 2005 2:04:22 pm PDT #2990 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, Jilli, I'm sure Pete knows already and just thinks you're putting a brave face on it. And a brave corset, and two brave petticoats, and a brave velvet jacket, a brave top hat with a silver bird skull, brave bat-shaped sunglasses, a brave ruffly Edwardian blouse, a brave pink-and-black pinstriped bustle skirt, brave pointy-toed shoes, brave Vamp lipstick, braved arched bangs and eyebrows, and a brave coffin purse, all augmented by the occasional brave hoopskirts and brave parasol.
You poor dear, all eaten up with the morbid shyness and visceral rejection of all things female like you are. ::hands Jilli a consolatory petit four and a lace handkerchief misted with lavender water::
Glamcookie - May 10, 2005 2:06:41 pm PDT #2991 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
So the grenade didn't go off: [link]
Nutty - May 10, 2005 2:08:42 pm PDT #2992 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I wear tight jeans -- when I want my cooter to be numb. Which is not often.
I wear tight trousers a lot more often than I wear tight jeans. Canvas isn't terribly supple/gentle, you know? Unless there's a spandex component.