Somehow, an advertising agency has managed to take the concept of a king who gives you free sandwiches and turn that into something you’d run away from when confronted by it in an abandoned hospital.

I think Worldcrossing poster Eric Tompkins would agree: [link]

In fact Hootie + BK might be something close to perfection for me.

::makes swirling index finger gesture at forehead::

Don't go spending all your cachet on one opinion, Missy msbelle.

I love me some frat boy guitar music with cutiehead lead singer and drummer - what the hey. add to that some food fried up in trans fats and a carbonated beverage and I am good to GO!

Maybe Fusilli.

Oh, so you want accuracy when I'm taking the piss. Did a watery tart throw a sword at you recently?

I love me some frat boy guitar music with cutiehead lead singer and drummer - what the hey

DMB. IJS.

For a minute, I thought you were calling her dumb. Har.

I am down with DMB and all his cuties.

Know what is fun? cleaning out emails when you know you are leaving a job. I think I just deleted about 300 or so emails. awesome fun.

Oh, so you want accuracy when I'm taking the piss.

Your piss was inaccurate!

Did a watery tart throw a sword at you recently?

No.

::imagines shrift rising from Lake Michigan, lit cigarette clenched between her teeth, chucking a Jack Daniels bottle at my head::

I am down with DMB and all his cuties.

Pffft. Strumdudes.

Just print out the ones that call you brilliant. (I do regret deleting a message from the mondoboss commending me on something I did. Cause I coulod use that, you know?)

I keep a file. Really. I spend too much time in there, too. And, yet, don't really think I'm brilliant.