Wait -- maybe she shouldn't take the shoes, so she's forced into buying new good shoes.
This is an excellent theory, though I don't think Kate has a lot of shoe-buying budget right now.
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 09, 2005 8:22:26 am PDT #2436 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica - May 09, 2005 9:00:59 am PDT #2437 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A NEW chilli sauce goes on sale today that is so hot it could KILL:
Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make.
The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco.
Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.
Just 999 bottles of it are on sale at £105 each.
Medical experts fear it could kill asthmatics or hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards.
It is made of pure capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers “hot”. It takes tons of peppers to make 1lb of capsaicin.
Creator Blair Lazar, 35, specialises in “extreme food” in New Jersey, US.
After trying it, he said: “It’s like having your tongue hit with a hammer. Man, it hurt.”
The sauce is named after its score on the chilli heat measure, the Scoville Unit.
Reserve scores 16 million units, while a Red Savina, the world’s spiciest pepper, measures just 570,000.
msbelle - May 09, 2005 9:02:38 am PDT #2438 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I do not get some people.
t /understatement.
Stephanie - May 09, 2005 9:02:42 am PDT #2439 of 10001
Trust my rage
That chili doens't even sound fun. It's masochistic.
Gudanov - May 09, 2005 9:04:09 am PDT #2440 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The first chili sauce to qualify as a WMD.
Vortex - May 09, 2005 9:05:11 am PDT #2441 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I try not to eat anything that could potentially put me in the hospital.
Jesse - May 09, 2005 9:06:27 am PDT #2442 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously, what is wrong with people?
Jessica - May 09, 2005 9:07:43 am PDT #2443 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The first chili sauce to qualify as a WMD.
Maybe even the first condiment!
I try not to eat anything that could potentially put me in the hospital.
Word. One should not have to sign a waiver for hot sauce.
Cashmere - May 09, 2005 9:08:51 am PDT #2444 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Creator Blair Lazar, 35, specialises in “extreme food” in New Jersey, US.
Mmm...I think maybe Blair should be required to eat his creation bare-handed until he has to pee. Then, he'd be free to go.
§ ita § - May 09, 2005 9:08:55 am PDT #2445 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I try not to eat anything that could potentially put me in the hospital.
Well, not if it didn't taste good. I mean, this sounds like a pain issue, not a flavour one.
Okay, I wouldn't necessarily risk death for good flavour, but what's the point if it doesn't?