I like it when the law professor said the owner of the amputated finger had the "superior claim". So when the dickhead sues and wins money from the custard stand, the fingerless man will have to then sue Jerky McJerk.
It's sad when someone wastes their public sympathy by turning into a finger-hogging ass.
You know, without Netscape, I would just be floundering, unawares
Women Desire THIS More Than Men Do
Men may need to watch their weight just as much as women, but more women than men choose to lose weight and more women desire a svelte body--even when they are already of normal weight or underweight.
a finger-hogging ass.
::goes to a scary visual place::
I really want to go home but instead have this massive PITA task to do. Don't wanna.
Hate that feeling, Sarameg, especially on Friday!
This particular friday SUCKS.
I am holding the hands (metaphorically) of various members of my department while they clean out their files from the distant past. Currently my boss is working on 1992-1993, files she brought with her when she moved to this department in 1993 and literally hasn't looked at since.
Naturally, she is reading every page.
Hit her for me, flea.
Then grab it all and throw it in the shredder.
I used to sneak old paperwork out of my boss's office and hide it in the shredder bin down the hall. If I let her check it over, she would spend all day re-reading it before deciding to keep it. I figured I was helping by keeping her focused on papers less than five years old.
I have got to remember not to talk about dismembered fingers at work, especially during lunch.