River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - May 06, 2005 10:24:24 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I like it when the law professor said the owner of the amputated finger had the "superior claim". So when the dickhead sues and wins money from the custard stand, the fingerless man will have to then sue Jerky McJerk.

It's sad when someone wastes their public sympathy by turning into a finger-hogging ass.


Topic!Cindy - May 06, 2005 10:25:29 am PDT #1927 of 10001
What is even happening?

You know, without Netscape, I would just be floundering, unawares

Women Desire THIS More Than Men Do

Men may need to watch their weight just as much as women, but more women than men choose to lose weight and more women desire a svelte body--even when they are already of normal weight or underweight.


tommyrot - May 06, 2005 10:25:47 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a finger-hogging ass.

::goes to a scary visual place::


sarameg - May 06, 2005 10:28:02 am PDT #1929 of 10001

I really want to go home but instead have this massive PITA task to do. Don't wanna.


Scrappy - May 06, 2005 10:31:26 am PDT #1930 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hate that feeling, Sarameg, especially on Friday!


sarameg - May 06, 2005 10:40:19 am PDT #1931 of 10001

This particular friday SUCKS.


flea - May 06, 2005 10:41:54 am PDT #1932 of 10001
information libertarian

I am holding the hands (metaphorically) of various members of my department while they clean out their files from the distant past. Currently my boss is working on 1992-1993, files she brought with her when she moved to this department in 1993 and literally hasn't looked at since.

Naturally, she is reading every page.


Sue - May 06, 2005 10:45:35 am PDT #1933 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Hit her for me, flea.

Then grab it all and throw it in the shredder.


Katerina Bee - May 06, 2005 10:51:42 am PDT #1934 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I used to sneak old paperwork out of my boss's office and hide it in the shredder bin down the hall. If I let her check it over, she would spend all day re-reading it before deciding to keep it. I figured I was helping by keeping her focused on papers less than five years old.


§ ita § - May 06, 2005 10:58:22 am PDT #1935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have got to remember not to talk about dismembered fingers at work, especially during lunch.