a finger-hogging ass.
::goes to a scary visual place::
We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
Willow ,'Potential'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 06, 2005 10:25:47 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - May 06, 2005 10:28:02 am PDT #1929 of 10001
I really want to go home but instead have this massive PITA task to do. Don't wanna.
Scrappy - May 06, 2005 10:31:26 am PDT #1930 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hate that feeling, Sarameg, especially on Friday!
sarameg - May 06, 2005 10:40:19 am PDT #1931 of 10001
This particular friday SUCKS.
flea - May 06, 2005 10:41:54 am PDT #1932 of 10001
information libertarian
I am holding the hands (metaphorically) of various members of my department while they clean out their files from the distant past. Currently my boss is working on 1992-1993, files she brought with her when she moved to this department in 1993 and literally hasn't looked at since.
Naturally, she is reading every page.
Sue - May 06, 2005 10:45:35 am PDT #1933 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Hit her for me, flea.
Then grab it all and throw it in the shredder.
Katerina Bee - May 06, 2005 10:51:42 am PDT #1934 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
I used to sneak old paperwork out of my boss's office and hide it in the shredder bin down the hall. If I let her check it over, she would spend all day re-reading it before deciding to keep it. I figured I was helping by keeping her focused on papers less than five years old.
§ ita § - May 06, 2005 10:58:22 am PDT #1935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have got to remember not to talk about dismembered fingers at work, especially during lunch.
sarameg - May 06, 2005 10:58:54 am PDT #1936 of 10001
OK, how I really wanted my dad to email me back?
I think I really didn't. Upsetting. Grrr.
flea - May 06, 2005 11:07:21 am PDT #1937 of 10001
information libertarian
My boss found a box of floppy disks that are about 8 inches square. I have never seen a floppy that big, and my memory of computers goes back to about 1982 (5th grade, we played lemonade stand and programmed a turtle in school with an Apple). We are now pondering a display case of the weirdest/oldest shit found in our file drawers.