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Matt the Bruins fan - May 04, 2005 6:01:59 am PDT #1170 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, and Superman, in the second movie. He looses his powers once he boinks Louis Lane.

I still think that's one of the most insane plot developments I've ever seen. The Kryptonians didn't have super powers on their own world, why would they have rules about having to give them up for sex with an alien? Super powers included strength, invulnerability, and flight, not getting unicorns to lay their heads in his lap!

juliana - May 04, 2005 6:03:51 am PDT #1171 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh! Also, the comic Andy Capp.

ChiKat - May 04, 2005 6:05:38 am PDT #1172 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, and Samson. He hooks up with a chick, and the bitch cuts his hair.

Great example. Just not quite modern enough.

War of the Roses? That may work.

Shakespeare, again, not quite modern enough. Even Madame Bovary is probably too old, but I'm gonna use it anyway.

Bickersons? Never heard of it...need to go Google.

Cashmere - May 04, 2005 6:08:01 am PDT #1173 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

tommyrot - May 04, 2005 6:09:46 am PDT #1174 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bickersons? Never heard of it...need to go Google.

Are they related to the Lockhorns?

Anne W. - May 04, 2005 6:10:38 am PDT #1175 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

ChiKat, what about Jude the Obscure? That might fit the bill.

tommyrot - May 04, 2005 6:12:21 am PDT #1176 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does Hagar the Horrible count? Hagar's wife is always making him pick stuff up for her when he's sacking some town. Although I'm not sure his marriage impedes his career that much....

Jessica - May 04, 2005 6:13:30 am PDT #1177 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How about every television commerical ever?

ION, I want one of these. For when I have a house with a pool, natch.

tommyrot - May 04, 2005 6:15:35 am PDT #1178 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I want one of these. For when I have a house with a pool, natch.

Why does it need to inflate?

Jessica - May 04, 2005 6:17:45 am PDT #1179 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Because otherwise it wouldn't be...I have no idea. Maybe in case you wanted the screen in the pool?

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