Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - May 18, 2005 9:46:11 am PDT #9822 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

This is a 15-hour a week job with benefits. You read that right. Benefits. Health insurance and paid vacation/sick time.

Yay, vw!!!!! That's absolutely fantastic! All the ~ma to you over the next few days while waiting for an answer.

MY iPOD CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wahoo!!! Good day in vw-land!

ION, conf calls? Still effing suck!

Ohh...bad day in Gloomcookie-land.

Oops. [link]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Thank you, Betsy, I needed that!

Yay! I finished my paper!

Yay, Emily!!!

I hate one of my cow-orkers. Everything has to be her way all the time. Well, when it affects me? I'm going behind her back and make it the way I want. Pfftb. So there.


-t - May 18, 2005 9:49:01 am PDT #9823 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So you think I should make the metaphor more crap then?

If consistency or crappiness is what you feel this teacher is looking for, absolutely. Though after my initial shock, I've come to the decision that maybe a little variety would be welcome. Keep it nifty.


Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 9:49:45 am PDT #9824 of 10001
What is even happening?

Is LJ logging anyone else out? I logged out, because I joined a community, and wanted it to show up on my client. I logged back in, and ticked the log-out-never ticky box. It still logged me out. I went and logged off of and back on, with my client, and then logged back on at livejournal.com, and again ticked the "never" ticky box. I didn't even shut my browser window, but it still logged me off, again.


Atropa - May 18, 2005 9:54:04 am PDT #9825 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Catching up from waaaay back:

I would not get rid of a pet if it were simply a case of the guy not liking the pet. If it's that much of a deal-breaker, then there are probably other things I wouldn't like about the guy.

The final thing that caused me to break up with the PsychoEx? His statement that when we moved in together (which hadn't really been discussed), I was going to HAVE to get rid of those stupid stuffed animals, and that it was dumb for me to be 25 and sleep with a toy rabbit. That was the final clue of "Wow, you are not the person for me, are you?"

MY iPOD CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! And lots of job~ma to you.


Beverly - May 18, 2005 9:56:12 am PDT #9826 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Aaaaand Jilli trumps the Bitches with stuffed animals.

But it definitely was a big old clue.

Yay, vw! And have a heaping helping of the very best jobma. Good thoughts.


Amy - May 18, 2005 10:00:28 am PDT #9827 of 10001
Because books.

Yay for the iPod, vw! And much job~ma, too!

Is LJ logging anyone else out?

I've been on all morning, more or less, and it's been fine for me.


Laura - May 18, 2005 10:00:43 am PDT #9828 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay vw for good news.

The names for hurricanes this year include: Cindy, Emily, Lee, and Maria. I am very afraid.


Atropa - May 18, 2005 10:01:01 am PDT #9829 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But it definitely was a big old clue.

You would think I would have realized it earlier, what with the "When we're married and have kids ..." "Um, I don't want children." "Oh, I'll change your mind." conversations, the "Your friends aren't cool enough for us to hang out with" statements, and the "But why won't you have sex with a girl and let me watch? I think you're repressed" argument. But no, I ignored all that. Apparently, if I had said I was going to move in with him, my parents had a plan involving me vanishing to Canada for a few weeks while they and some friends talked some sense into me.

t /me me me meeeee

So! Someone distract me. I don't want to look at these Help files anymore.


Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 10:02:24 am PDT #9830 of 10001
What is even happening?

The names for hurricanes this year include: Cindy, Emily, Lee, and Maria. I am very afraid.
Whee! You Bitches better check yourselves, yo.


Fay - May 18, 2005 10:03:52 am PDT #9831 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

dashes through thread waving glittery bats and singing a Danny Elfman medley

Was that distracting enough for you?