Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - May 18, 2005 9:54:04 am PDT #9825 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Catching up from waaaay back:

I would not get rid of a pet if it were simply a case of the guy not liking the pet. If it's that much of a deal-breaker, then there are probably other things I wouldn't like about the guy.

The final thing that caused me to break up with the PsychoEx? His statement that when we moved in together (which hadn't really been discussed), I was going to HAVE to get rid of those stupid stuffed animals, and that it was dumb for me to be 25 and sleep with a toy rabbit. That was the final clue of "Wow, you are not the person for me, are you?"

MY iPOD CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! And lots of job~ma to you.


Beverly - May 18, 2005 9:56:12 am PDT #9826 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Aaaaand Jilli trumps the Bitches with stuffed animals.

But it definitely was a big old clue.

Yay, vw! And have a heaping helping of the very best jobma. Good thoughts.


Amy - May 18, 2005 10:00:28 am PDT #9827 of 10001
Because books.

Yay for the iPod, vw! And much job~ma, too!

Is LJ logging anyone else out?

I've been on all morning, more or less, and it's been fine for me.


Laura - May 18, 2005 10:00:43 am PDT #9828 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay vw for good news.

The names for hurricanes this year include: Cindy, Emily, Lee, and Maria. I am very afraid.


Atropa - May 18, 2005 10:01:01 am PDT #9829 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But it definitely was a big old clue.

You would think I would have realized it earlier, what with the "When we're married and have kids ..." "Um, I don't want children." "Oh, I'll change your mind." conversations, the "Your friends aren't cool enough for us to hang out with" statements, and the "But why won't you have sex with a girl and let me watch? I think you're repressed" argument. But no, I ignored all that. Apparently, if I had said I was going to move in with him, my parents had a plan involving me vanishing to Canada for a few weeks while they and some friends talked some sense into me.

t /me me me meeeee

So! Someone distract me. I don't want to look at these Help files anymore.


Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 10:02:24 am PDT #9830 of 10001
What is even happening?

The names for hurricanes this year include: Cindy, Emily, Lee, and Maria. I am very afraid.
Whee! You Bitches better check yourselves, yo.


Fay - May 18, 2005 10:03:52 am PDT #9831 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

dashes through thread waving glittery bats and singing a Danny Elfman medley

Was that distracting enough for you?


Emily - May 18, 2005 10:04:13 am PDT #9832 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yes! It shall be the year of CLEM!


Emily - May 18, 2005 10:05:11 am PDT #9833 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Fay! Hi!

And now I'm off to the crap class. See you on the flip side, Bitches.

(I don't know why I was suddenly compelled to say that. The spirit of Johnny Fever seems to have possessed me.)


Atropa - May 18, 2005 10:05:17 am PDT #9834 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

dashes through thread waving glittery bats and singing a Danny Elfman medley

Was that distracting enough for you?

Again! Again!