This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 8:26:35 am PDT #9492 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

{{{Gud}}}

Once again, go team vw bug. Work ma~~~~~~~~~

Fay, it sounds like your boss is wearing an ass on his head right now, AINFG.


vw bug - May 17, 2005 8:31:12 am PDT #9493 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, I turned in my creative writing portfolio this morning. Anyone want to see how it turned out? The fabulous Deena put it on my website for me.


Trudy Booth - May 17, 2005 8:40:34 am PDT #9494 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"In world news today, a small, blonde English woman was caught screaming obscenities at the Sphynx. Something along the lines of "Riddle me this muthafucka! Riddle me the fuck this!!" was heard for a 2 mile radius. "

They could use the footage for anti pro-semitism campaigns.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 8:46:16 am PDT #9495 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You ever have a day where you feel invisible? I'm waiting on e-mails about freelance stuff, and I'm convinced that everything I type is in white font. People may be hesitant to contract with me again if I send them follow-up e-mails demanding that they reply to *my* e-mails the moment they get them.

Man, I've been edgy lately. Maybe I should become a pothead.


Gudanov - May 17, 2005 8:48:49 am PDT #9496 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Maybe I should become a pothead.

I had some friends who thought they turned invisible after smoking a lot of pot.


beth b - May 17, 2005 8:51:26 am PDT #9497 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

is Matt in an actual, literal geographical location that's a little dicey

yup. working in one of the worst prisons in Ca.

{{{Gud}}}

go, fay go!


-t - May 17, 2005 9:01:02 am PDT #9498 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yikes, beth, I hope this stint is totally uneventful.

I can see you, Tep.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:03:02 am PDT #9499 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I can see you, Tep.

Can I freelance for you?

Two projects, which together will total about a grand for me, and no one seems to want to answer my e-mail. I shake my tiny fist in their direction.


beth b - May 17, 2005 9:04:21 am PDT #9500 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

congrates to p-c


-t - May 17, 2005 9:04:47 am PDT #9501 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Can I freelance for you?

Sure. I can't really pay you anything, but I'll answer your e-mails promptly.