"In world news today, a small, blonde English woman was caught screaming obscenities at the Sphynx. Something along the lines of "Riddle me this muthafucka! Riddle me the fuck this!!" was heard for a 2 mile radius. "
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - May 17, 2005 8:15:37 am PDT #9484 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Topic!Cindy - May 17, 2005 8:17:02 am PDT #9485 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh man, Fay. That's incredible. I hope it all sorts out reasonably for you.
I almost didn't say anything because I figured it didn't really apply, but I gotta spout of some of the knowledge in my head sometimes, appropriate or not.
This should *so* go in our FAQ.
vw bug - May 17, 2005 8:17:39 am PDT #9486 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, Fay! Good grief! I hope this is the end of it for you, but I suspect that it's not...
Can I share some good news?
I have job interview at 11am tomorrow. Squeeeeeeeeeee!
Connie Neil - May 17, 2005 8:17:39 am PDT #9487 of 10001
brillig
"In world news today, a small, blonde English woman was caught screaming obscenities at the Sphynx. Something along the lines of "Riddle me this muthafucka! Riddle me the fuck this!!" were heard for a 2 mile radius. "
"To which observers said, 'She must have been dealing with Egyptian law.'"
Emily - May 17, 2005 8:17:45 am PDT #9488 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I really want to hear you say "He can suck my fucking dick," Fay.
Also, how inutterably stupid! I mean... not having a contractual obligation would cut both ways. How can he not see that? Oh, right, he's expecting you to roll over. Hah!
EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 8:20:46 am PDT #9489 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Hey All.
{{{Gud}}}
Yay vw for easy-final! Good luck in the job sitch.
Go Fay! (Amazing the ridiculousness, but I have every confidence you are up to the challenge represented by the presence of this moron).
ION, are there any Ministers of Kill the Stupid People around? 'Cause I need to call down some SERIOUSLY RIGHTEOUS WRATH on the entire Dell Computer "Customer Care" (my ass!) Department!
Ginger - May 17, 2005 8:22:09 am PDT #9490 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm expecting there to be a smoking hole in the ground where Fay's boss was standing.
vw, yay for the interview and easy exam.
-t - May 17, 2005 8:26:27 am PDT #9491 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Woo-hoo, rock the interview, vw!
Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 8:26:35 am PDT #9492 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
{{{Gud}}}
Once again, go team vw bug. Work ma~~~~~~~~~
Fay, it sounds like your boss is wearing an ass on his head right now, AINFG.
vw bug - May 17, 2005 8:31:12 am PDT #9493 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
So, I turned in my creative writing portfolio this morning. Anyone want to see how it turned out? The fabulous Deena put it on my website for me.