vw, you could title the portfolio, "My Bitch"!

Um, just kidding.

Timelies to one and all. I've been to a funeral this morning, wrestled the baby into her crib for a nap, and made lunch. I'm pooped.

Much ~ma going out to -t, Aimee, and everyone who needs it.

Throws all-purpose sparkly ~ma to the heavens...

I think I'll take a shower and go to Lowes and get some plants.

A funeral, AmyLiz? Eek.

I woke up in the middle of the night feeling really crappy, and had to spend some time lying on the cool cool floor of my bathroom. No idea why. So when I woke up at a semi-decent hour, I looked at the clock, was surprised at the hour, and....rolled over and went back to sleep for several more hours.

Someone wanna give me motivation to do some cleaning and laundry this afternoon? I promise, I'll give it back for the evening, if you want it...

If you do your laundry, meara, I promise the next time I see Phil's WKFA I'll ask her what it was like to have love scenes with Gina Gershon.

It was my downstairs neighbor's funeral. She was 92, and lived a long, happy life.

had to spend some time lying on the cool cool floor of my bathroom

Was that where you were when you woke up?! You must be sore.

Sadly, I don't think I could stretch out on my bathroom floor. It would also have be cleaned first.

Was that where you were when you woke up?!

No, I spent maybe 30, 45 minutes there, then went back to bed. And god knows my bathroom floor could stand to be cleaned too, but I was more interested in the nice coolness of it than any mess. :)

I knew there was a reason why I keep all of my e-mails.

I just found the e-mail from my former employer telling me that my disability supplement would last for 29 months, which means it would end on July 10, 2005. I don't know what kind of recourse I have with them, but damn, I'm gonna make them feel SO badly for screwing me over like this.

My day is...going.

Aidan has decided that evil really suits him. He got angry with me and threw a tantrum. Most everything that was on my desk is on the floor. Ditto the dining room table.

Kara had an accident. A big one. And she keeps screaming about bugs, there are too many bugs, there are more bugs than people. I'ma ship her to Jilli.

Someone broke the headset that I use to take dictation over the telephone.

Despite it being Saturday, I had to take dictation because the muse struck, so what's a bob to do?

Then he had to tell me about his girlfriend, only she's not yet, but he's hoping, and she said she'd call this week, and she has 10 more hours of the week left, so he's still hoping. This is after I told him I had to get off the phone because Kara had an accident. A big one.

And Aidan is doing his thump, thump, thump trying to stay awake and not take a nap.

Oh, Deena. I'd come over and help but...I'm not really around the corner. Virtual hugs, though.

In mememe news, Stephen just brought home a Tree Tavern frozen pizza and I am beside myself with joy. It's the One True Frozen Pizza, and I haven't had one since high school. I didn't even think you could get them anymore, but apparently some not!evil coworker of his found them at her supermarket and picked one up for us.

Simple joys, people.

Poor Deena!!!