Sparklers!!
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jilli, disposing of bodies is hard work and prone to ruining pretty clothes, and murder trials are a bore.
Feel free to remind me of that next time I have dealings with Bridezilla.
rocks rhythmically back and forth
t but doesn't fall down
Don't fall, billytea!
Oh, wait. Carry on.
Jilli, disposing of bodies is hard work and prone to ruining pretty clothes, and murder trials are a bore.
True, true. But I still want to stab him.
My mother was fond of telling me that as an infant, once I'd mastered sitting, I reminded her of a weebl. A very happy and contented weebl. Only 'weebl' is not an Australian term, so it was "one of those toys that rocks back and forth and never falls down".
Pie is my heritage.
Maine!!!
Yeah, that's all I've got to contribute. Off to shower and girlify in the unlikely event that a certain Army Boy should make a late night appearance at the pub. I have glitter. It tastes like marshmallows.
Anyway. I'm only up now because I was having bedroom furniture delivered. Now that it has been, I'm heading back to bed so I can pretend I slept in. Tootles.
But I still want to stab him.
Then go for a fleshy, does-not-have-a-large-artery part. Maybe all you need to hear from him is a good howl of pain to make you feel better.
Anybody got about $2,000 they can lend me in the next two weeks?
The stack of bills just keeps getting larger and large, and no money is coming in for a while.