Anyway. I'm only up now because I was having bedroom furniture delivered. Now that it has been, I'm heading back to bed so I can pretend I slept in. Tootles.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Apr 01, 2005 12:29:08 pm PST #879 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sparky1 - Apr 01, 2005 12:29:22 pm PST #880 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
But I still want to stab him.
Then go for a fleshy, does-not-have-a-large-artery part. Maybe all you need to hear from him is a good howl of pain to make you feel better.
Sean K - Apr 01, 2005 12:30:10 pm PST #881 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Anybody got about $2,000 they can lend me in the next two weeks?
The stack of bills just keeps getting larger and large, and no money is coming in for a while.
Lee - Apr 01, 2005 12:30:26 pm PST #882 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Maybe you can arrange for him to have a tragic hatpin accident.
Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 12:31:48 pm PST #883 of 10001
brillig
murder trials are a bore.
But think how much fun they'd have with the trial re-enactment.
DavidS - Apr 01, 2005 12:34:35 pm PST #884 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Anybody got about $2,000 they can lend me in the next two weeks?
Pssst! Rentboy!
Jessica - Apr 01, 2005 12:35:09 pm PST #885 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think the gf might object...
Toddson - Apr 01, 2005 12:35:10 pm PST #886 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 12:36:01 pm PST #887 of 10001
brillig
LONDON (Reuters) - Organizers of a major erotic festival are closing for business in Manchester due to a lack of interest, which they blame on recalcitrant northern English men.
Erotica Manchester opened on Friday, selling a range of sex aids, clothing and footwear, but ticket sales have been poor and organizers say they will not be coming back.
"We've tried to warm this city up for more than two years but northerners just haven't responded in sufficient numbers," said event director Savvas Christodoulou.
"They are happy enough to come to our London event in the autumn but they seem embarrassed about being seen at Erotica Manchester."
Organizers said their research shows northern women wanted to attend the three-day adult show but were "under the thumb of their other halves."
"We thought Manchester was an open minded city but maybe we were wrong," a spokesman for the event told Reuters. "People flock to our show in London but it seems that up here, the traditional northern male still calls the shots."
Lyra Jane - Apr 01, 2005 12:36:34 pm PST #888 of 10001
Up with the sun
Sean, are there any nice, poorly-guarded jewelry stores in your 'hood?