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Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 11, 2005 8:32:46 am PDT #8580 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's cheaper to be sick than it is to stay healthy.

Not if you're me, no. My last ER visit shouldn't cost more than a couple hundred, but the one before was five or six. Lord knows how much I'd be out if I'd stayed more than 4 or so hours.


Aims - May 11, 2005 8:33:52 am PDT #8581 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not if you're me, no.

You're ER visits aren't 100% covered?? See? Insurance = craxy.

I'm not one to run to the ER whenever I get a twinge, and seeing as you went to work after fainting, I'm guessing you aren't either. Why aren't ER visits covered?? Craxy. It seems like that should be BASIC coverage.


Kate P. - May 11, 2005 8:35:11 am PDT #8582 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Boobies are very nice. Bras, however, are not.

Gott im Himmel, I love bras. If there were no such thing as boobular containment devices, I don't think I'd ever leave the house.


DavidS - May 11, 2005 8:35:58 am PDT #8583 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Word. Fifty cent sounds better.

Heh.


Calli - May 11, 2005 8:39:30 am PDT #8584 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Did I ever tell y'all about our last contract management company? As with many companies, we paid part of our health insurance costs out of pocket and they covered the rest. Except they stopped paying the insurance company for three months (while continuing to deduct our part of the cost from our paychecks). We found out when someone took their kid in for some routine thing or other and discovered that oops! We had no health insurance.

I like our current contract management company much better.


§ ita § - May 11, 2005 8:49:43 am PDT #8585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimée, I have weird insurance. It'll cover some of most things, but not all of anything, except for the first $1K of expenses, for which it covers everything. However, a wee ER stay with some morphine eats that personal care account right up. And no copays ever.

It's just weird. But, hey, acupuncture!


Amy - May 11, 2005 8:52:31 am PDT #8586 of 10001
Because books.

If there were no such thing as boobular containment devices, I don't think I'd ever leave the house.

Oh, me either. It's finding one that fits right and doesn't make me want to run into the house screaming to take it off when I come home that's the problem.

But, hey, acupuncture!

This frightens me.

Signed, Does. Not. Like. Needles.


Calli - May 11, 2005 8:55:20 am PDT #8587 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Speaking of things medical, does anyone know if taking more Benedryl (or generics thereof) than listed as a dose would be terribly harmful? I take it at night, so the drowsiness thing wouldn't matter. The standard dose just isn't clearing up my allergies as well as I'd like anymore.


§ ita § - May 11, 2005 8:56:06 am PDT #8588 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Wacoal bras I bought after my fitting fit so well that I soon threw out all the VS bras. They were pretty, but dude. I'm choosing pretty breasts over pretty bras. Though I refuse to buy any in beige. They look like the undies equivalent of old school nurse's shoes.

Signed, Does. Not. Like. Needles.

Honestly, with your eyes closed, you'd not know what was happening. Unlike my ortho surgeon, who treats me with a novocaine/steroid injection -- to make sure he's putting it where it's needed the most, he wiggles the needle around until he gets a maximal pain reaction. Which from me Monday was much like "Yeah. Yeah. There. Oh! Hahahaha! Oh, dear."

Works, though.


Steph L. - May 11, 2005 8:59:01 am PDT #8589 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Speaking of things medical, does anyone know if taking more Benedryl (or generics thereof) than listed as a dose would be terribly harmful?

You can take 2 without any problem other than extreme drowsiness. Physicians routinely give 2 benadryls to hospitalized patients who get agitated or violent.