Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - May 10, 2005 7:15:21 pm PDT #8453 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'd never find the pencil again.


SailAweigh - May 10, 2005 7:15:53 pm PDT #8454 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::pulls Eddie's fingers out of his ears::

Hey, if you're going to come in here, you have to expect what you get. No waivers.


beth b - May 10, 2005 7:16:23 pm PDT #8455 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

nope, don't think I ever passed the pencil test. and I am always surpised when I say something about being braless and people seem surprised.


Pix - May 10, 2005 7:17:45 pm PDT #8456 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm a small C and just had to take the pencil test because I honestly couldn't remember if I passed it. And then I couldn't figure out if "passing" mean that I could hold the pencil (hence bigger boobs) or couldn't (hence perkier boobs).

ETA: Eddie--this is Bitches. Books and dildos, my friend. And sometimes God.


SailAweigh - May 10, 2005 7:18:26 pm PDT #8457 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I think it's as much a factor of whether the pencil will fall, plus the position of the nipple on the boob. My cousin had downward pointing nipples, even when her boobs were perky, they didn't look perky because of the nipple position.


Eddie - May 10, 2005 7:18:53 pm PDT #8458 of 10001
Your tag here.

::joins along with the pencil test::

Is it good if you can hold it in your buttcheeks?


Pix - May 10, 2005 7:19:30 pm PDT #8459 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh I have good nipple position, but the pencil still doesn't fall. So maybe my boobs look perkier than they actually are?


SailAweigh - May 10, 2005 7:21:46 pm PDT #8460 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

So maybe my boobs look perkier than they actually are?

Perky is as perky does. That's all I gots to say. Who cares about the damn pencil anyway? Enough times in the sharpener and the point is moot.


Pix - May 10, 2005 7:22:38 pm PDT #8461 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Perky is as perky does. That's all I gots to say. Who cares about the damn pencil anyway? Enough times in the sharpener and the point is moot.

Bwahahahahahahaha...!


P.M. Marc - May 10, 2005 7:23:06 pm PDT #8462 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh I have good nipple position, but the pencil still doesn't fall. So maybe my boobs look perkier than they actually are?

::glowers with pure envy::

Seriously, the only plastic surgery I've ever considered is a boob lift. Go team perkification! (Hell, I mean, it's not like we're going to have more than the one kid, and the girls would look so much better with a little bit of a nip and tuck.)