Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 10, 2005 6:54:50 pm PDT #8436 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to have perky C cups. Pretty perky D cups. I didn't fail the pencil test until I was measured as a DD.

eta: Hi Deena!


Deena - May 10, 2005 6:56:42 pm PDT #8437 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hi ita!

I have never been perky, and I haven't been a DD since I got pregnant with Nick. Were I skinnier, my breasts would be frightening.


DCJensen - May 10, 2005 6:57:45 pm PDT #8438 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Springtime in Utah is a bit schizoid.

My brain wants to read this to the tune of "Springtime for Hitler". It's not quite working.

I can do it. "Spring-time! In U-Tah... isabit Skh-IT-Soid!"

You must have the colloquial pronunciation, you see...

ETA: Hey, Merriam-Webster agrees with me, mostly: [link]


SailAweigh - May 10, 2005 6:57:50 pm PDT #8439 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hell, after kids, even my Bs failed the pencil test. Which I don't think was totally fair as I didn't breastfeed, so felt I should get a bye on the saggage.


Cass - May 10, 2005 7:00:04 pm PDT #8440 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Deena, swear I thought of you first (second...) Actually it was, "hey, familiar..." and then I realized he looked like Nick. Faux-Nick was lovely and well-behaved though, reflected well on his doppleganger.

Barenjager?
Yep. I shall google it. Given where I live, it should be available somewhere.
It's nice, isn't it? Try it with a dash of tequila.
God it is lovely. And my favorite way to have it.

It's like dessert for those who can pass The Carding.

I have since tried it with Scotch too. I prefer the tequila but the smokiness is nice. I just, honestly, ran out of sipping tequila and decided to experiment.


Cass - May 10, 2005 7:03:49 pm PDT #8441 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I didn't fail the pencil test until I was measured as a DD.
Seriously?

I failed not long after I was a C.

Though I still claim to be a C most times cause the bras are cuter and I loathe the straps that moving to a D gets me. But you passed the pencil test? Day-um.

I gotta try krav. If it doesn't help the supporting muscles, I suspect it'll help with the accompanying rage issues.


Eddie - May 10, 2005 7:05:09 pm PDT #8442 of 10001
Your tag here.

From about 200 posts back, AmyLiz spake:

Hey Eddie, what happened at the barbecue on Saturday?

Thanks for asking! I went, I made nice, I'm still not interested. Why? you single? ::evil grin::


§ ita § - May 10, 2005 7:07:19 pm PDT #8443 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But you passed the pencil test? Day-um.

I know I was lucky, and still am, kinda. Or, to be honest, I'm just not fully respectful of the pencil test as the arbiter of bralessness. Sometimes I just don't care.


Deena - May 10, 2005 7:09:27 pm PDT #8444 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

What, exactly, is the pencil test?


Gris - May 10, 2005 7:10:03 pm PDT #8445 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if I pass it.

Which is a very strange thing for a male to be wondering. What can I say, I'm a joiner.