Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2005 11:45:50 am PDT #8123 of 10001
What is even happening?

I think he had an interview.
No. Clearly he had an audition, babe.

This one is missing a front leg. It looked well healed though, and the remaining front leg is now pratically in the middle. It didn't seem to slow him down. I know we've had a coyote problem in our town for quite a few years, but still, seeing it right in my yard was a little more excitement than I was bargaining for. Also, I still think it was a wolf. I know it wasn't a wolf. But my brain is still yelling WOLF. In fact, so is my mouth. Every few minutes, I just sort of yell out, "WOLF!" Ben is cracking up. Chris is ignoring me.


Amy - May 09, 2005 11:46:54 am PDT #8124 of 10001
Because books.

Stephanie, I know I forgot to say YAY YOU! on even anticipating doing all this. Way to go, new lawyer/mommy-to-be! And best of luck on studying the test, too.

IN MY YARD: [link]

Gulp. Um, don't go outside?

I think he had a job interview he had to get to.

Bwah!


Sparky1 - May 09, 2005 11:51:26 am PDT #8125 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

IN MY YARD: [link]

Um, nice doggie?

Pictures of my hubby doing his half-ironman triathlon are up. I don't know how he gets around on those skinny legs of his. He would like you to know that the clock does not correctly reflect his time, as they start that clock when the pros begin, and he started in a later wave.


Sean K - May 09, 2005 11:52:34 am PDT #8126 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Perhaps I am unwise in the ways of the wild, but I suspect that if you were to make a loud noise or a sudden movement, it would scare the CRAP out of the coyote and send it running.

This would probably also work on a wolf, provided it was solitary, and not with a pack.


Sean K - May 09, 2005 11:54:32 am PDT #8127 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Pictures of my hubby doing his half-ironman triathlon are up.

Go Mr. Sparky! Tell him I said "Hi," and "good job!"


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2005 11:54:34 am PDT #8128 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's out of sight now. I just don't really want to go outside and let it sneak up on me. I mean, coyote, man. It could paint a train tunnel with an oncoming train headed right at me. If I see any litter with the words ACME on it, we're skipping Little League, tonight.


JZ - May 09, 2005 11:55:47 am PDT #8129 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Such a cute fella, Sparky! In, you know, a strong, buff, thoroughly iron-manly way.


Narrator - May 09, 2005 11:57:02 am PDT #8130 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Ben is cracking up. Chris is ignoring me.

So, situation normal then?


Sean K - May 09, 2005 11:57:11 am PDT #8131 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Cindy, if he starts pulling any ACME boobietraps on you, you have even less to worry about, I think.

I mean, clearly, he's already suffered one major injury at the hands of ACME products and his own devious machinations....


Trudy Booth - May 09, 2005 12:03:42 pm PDT #8132 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you lean out the window and yell "Beep Beep" an anvil should fall on his head.