Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 09, 2005 11:55:47 am PDT #8129 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Such a cute fella, Sparky! In, you know, a strong, buff, thoroughly iron-manly way.


Narrator - May 09, 2005 11:57:02 am PDT #8130 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Ben is cracking up. Chris is ignoring me.

So, situation normal then?


Sean K - May 09, 2005 11:57:11 am PDT #8131 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Cindy, if he starts pulling any ACME boobietraps on you, you have even less to worry about, I think.

I mean, clearly, he's already suffered one major injury at the hands of ACME products and his own devious machinations....


Trudy Booth - May 09, 2005 12:03:42 pm PDT #8132 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you lean out the window and yell "Beep Beep" an anvil should fall on his head.


Sparky1 - May 09, 2005 12:06:44 pm PDT #8133 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

If you lean out the window and yell "Beep Beep" an anvil should fall on his head.

And this is where I begin to feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote all over again...

eta: I always cried as a young child during the Wizard of Oz when the house fell on the Wicked Witch of the East, because I felt sorry for her, too.


Laura - May 09, 2005 12:09:20 pm PDT #8134 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Go Mr. Sparky!!


Trudy Booth - May 09, 2005 12:10:21 pm PDT #8135 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And this is where I begin to feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote all over again...

eta: I always cried as a young child during the Wizard of Oz when the house fell on the Wicked Witch of the East, because I felt sorry for her, too.

How the heck does your tender heart live through these half iron mans?


Sparky1 - May 09, 2005 12:12:50 pm PDT #8136 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

How the heck does your tender heart live through these half iron mans?

I bring a book, of course. (Last year I participated in a relay team -- but my team this year was busy having babies.)

And I suspect I might not have cried if the house fell on Glinda. She had a voice that gave me the creeps.


P.M. Marc - May 09, 2005 12:18:14 pm PDT #8137 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Go Mr. Sparky!

Sparky, BTW, I owe you a thank you card. (Perkins and Aimee are also owed--I've got a big backlog at the moment!)

Just wanted to let you know that, as soon as I get a milk-free moment or two, I'm going to attempt to get those in the mail.

(I'm covered, as usual, in milk, and haven't had a chance to even shower it off today. Hell, at this point, Lily and I both need to be hosed down. I thought I'd have five minutes to clean up about fifteen minutes ago, but I fear I wasted those on that thing known as "lunch".)

Late to the conversation as always, but BF hurt like hell for the first week or two. Tiny baby with a wee mouth + flat nipples = pain and latch problems. I'm just glad that it worked out, even if she does seem to be constantly attached these days.


Sparky1 - May 09, 2005 12:26:26 pm PDT #8138 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Sparky, BTW, I owe you a thank you card.

No, you don't. I now know you actually got it, and since I picked it off your list, I know it was something you needed/wanted. So, now I know everything a card would have told me. If I'd sent it directly to you, it would have come with a pre-written, stamped thank-you card that you would only have had to sign and send back to me -- something I generally include with baby gifts since I don't want people worrying about manners when they should be enjoying the time with baby!