Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - May 08, 2005 5:42:07 pm PDT #8009 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I kept having these random dirty thoughts...

And I didn't know why...

AND SEANY'S HERE!


Sean K - May 08, 2005 5:58:08 pm PDT #8010 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hi Cassie! Hi Trudes!


Hil R. - May 08, 2005 6:02:33 pm PDT #8011 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Trudy Booth - May 08, 2005 6:13:37 pm PDT #8012 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t makes out with cassiepants and seany


meara - May 08, 2005 6:53:42 pm PDT #8013 of 10001

Tonight one of the new kings got up in a Utilikilt and did Loudon Wainwright's "I Wish I Was a Lesbian"!! I plotzed.


dcp - May 08, 2005 7:05:14 pm PDT #8014 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I went kite flying

Yay, connie and hubby! The more kitefliers, the better. What kind of kite?


WindSparrow - May 08, 2005 7:32:08 pm PDT #8015 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

This is not exactly new territory here. But today at work I had a moment - no, more like several minutes - in which I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that as a Buffista I was helpless to preserve my dignity.

Working at a group home, we are expected to participate in the clients' recreational activities. During significant portions of the weekends, staff find themselves with the tv to themselvs, as the clients choose to sleep in or nap. Napping, alas, is not one of the activies we can participate in. Sunday morning.... whole lotta nuthin on tv. Coworker's got the remote, and he's looking at the preview channel. I have a book to entertain me, knowing his penchant for 1. baseball, and B. car racing. Wayne says, "there are a couple of choices, but I think some of them might aggravate or irritate you." Figuring nothing but professional wrestling could be more irritating than NASCAR, I nodded and said, "Go ahead."

Suddenly I find myself giggling like a gaggle of hyennas, and hiding my head in the sofa to keep from waking the neighborhood. I don't remember anymore what Piglet said that was sooooo gay; but I can state definitively that I lack the maturity to be in the same room with Pooh talking about looking for a honeypot, and maintain any dignity whatsoever.

Needless to say, Wayne wordlessly switched over to Motocross racing forthwith.

ETA: Damn, he did that on purpose, didn't he?


Typo Boy - May 08, 2005 8:26:38 pm PDT #8016 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Fay stick to your guns both ways. The same teaching that gets you accused of "Pro-Israel" propaganda in Egypt could get you accused of "anti-semitism" (or in my case being a "self-hating Jew") in the U.S.

I won't get further into the argument - just mention that what Cindy said was not so cut and dried is itself not so cut and dried;some of those points expounded historical views well to right of the position Begin has publicly taken on those historical issues. But we tend to get a very one-sideed view of the whole situation here in the United States.

Cindy, if you want another view read Noam Chomsky's Iron triangle or some of the work of the late Edward Said. Yes, I know beyond the pale, appalling horrible people is the standard view in the U.S. But Chomksy is, and Said was a brilliant scholar. They document every thing they say, and make humane and logical arguments.


beth b - May 08, 2005 9:29:44 pm PDT #8017 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

[ouring rain. driving home from berkeley in the rain. It so shouldn't be happening in may


Lee - May 08, 2005 9:32:34 pm PDT #8018 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I hear we are going to get rain and thunderstorms tomorrow too, Beth.

Ugh.