Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - May 04, 2005 2:29:40 am PDT #7267 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

BT!

I got nuthin'.


JZ - May 04, 2005 2:44:58 am PDT #7268 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

it's not evil enough.

How about Condoleeza Scalia von Rumscroft?


Cashmere - May 04, 2005 2:56:13 am PDT #7269 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My only suggestion for the echidna is Lobo. Lobo Marunga.

Frozen whole green beans are my best friend. Owen loves them and they're crisp without the hassle of fresh.


vw bug - May 04, 2005 3:07:35 am PDT #7270 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Rough draft is written! Now off to quickly walk the dog and shower before heading off to class.

Can't believe I got that done. Nothing like a little adrenaline to get you going in the morning.


Fred Pete - May 04, 2005 3:50:27 am PDT #7271 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Karl/Karla would also be a nice name for an echidna.


billytea - May 04, 2005 3:54:23 am PDT #7272 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How about Condoleeza Scalia von Rumscroft?

No no no, the echidna isn't evil enough. Helio Castr-r-r-roneves is way evil, with his dastardly schemes and twirling his moustache.

Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez, perhaps?

That isn't bad; but there's a D&D player in Australia who's called his character that, so I feel I shouldn't.


DCJensen - May 04, 2005 4:04:14 am PDT #7273 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Unique want-ad spelling in the Mankato Freecycle group on Yahoo:

Wanted: Dehymudifer

My first thought was "Doesn't the sun do that?"

Gronk. Work should not be early.

Morning ev'one.

Still twitterpated.


Topic!Cindy - May 04, 2005 4:07:38 am PDT #7274 of 10001
What is even happening?

My daughter only likes canned green beans. I don't know why.
All three of my kids are the same way. When I serve fresh or frozen, they treat me like a traitor. I blame their father. I really should have taken his eating habits more seriously, when considering his proposal. I was all like *love* *hot* *funny*. Now I sit here, the mother of junkfood junkie spawn, and half corrupted myself.


Cashmere - May 04, 2005 4:10:49 am PDT #7275 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cindy, I'm reading From Here to Maternity--the specific chapter on The Toddler Diet. And laughing my ass off. Of course I can see myself stealing Owen's chocolate milk and secretly cramming his animal crackers in my face while he's blissfully unaware (having distracted him with an Elmo DVD so I can binge on his snacks).


Nora Deirdre - May 04, 2005 4:21:06 am PDT #7276 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate. Job.

I try to take a sane view of things, keep things in perspective, think, hey, it's OK to not be at work if I'm sick, or take a lunch break, or, work less than 50 hours a week.

However. The work? Hasn't gotten the memo. The conference attendees? Are total fucking spazzes. They definitely haven't gotten the memo that IT'S JUST A FUCKING CONFERENCE -*please* please please please just fucking relax already? kthxbye!