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'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - May 03, 2005 5:47:16 pm PDT #7248 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

More stuff about the move:

One thing I forgot about the trip home:

I had this notion that when I saw the Arch, I would get all verklempt. St. Louis's most famous landmark, Gateway to the West, iconic image of home, blah blah blee blahdy blah.

Well, the Arch was aesthetically pleasing, I'll give you that. The night was overcast, drizzly, maybe a little foggy, so all one saw were arcs of ghostly light hovering over the riverfront. In theory, breathtaking.

But the thing that got me in the gut was that stupid Anheuser Busch neon sign that's right up against Rte. 40. It's the one that has the full color 'A' with eagle logo, then the red outline of the same, then a neon animation of the eagle flapping its wings. I loved that damned thing as a kid, thought it was the coolest thing ever. So, of course, that's when I choked up.

Friday morning:

I slept reasonably well, and was relieve to find that the cat did not engage in any acts of retaliatory piddling during the night. He did later get into a bit of a staring contest with my dad's two dogs. Fortunately, Millie and Petro are well-behaved and have enough experience with don't-fuck-with-me barn cats to not go charging up to try to play with a strange cat. Jeeves seemed more curious than frightened by the two dogs, which was heartening, since I do hope to get a dog in the not-too-distant future (new next door neighbor #1 is a volunteer at the Humane Society and has three dogs--I halfway expect her to show up at my back door one of these days with a puppy under her trenchcoat, and whispering: "first one's free!")

After breakfast and a visit to Dad's studio to see the latest project (another statue of Lewis & Clark), I pry the cat back into the carrier, and head off to meet Mom at the new house. Mom and stepdad are there and very, very happy to see me. I am happy to see them, but am so fatigued that I make Mt. Rushmore look animated by comparison. Even so, I make a serious effort to ooh and ahh at the pegboard that stepdad has installed in the garage. Yes, I come from a family where pegboard is considered exciting.

The house is bigger than I remember, probably because all the former owner's stuff is no longer there. Even though intellectually I know that my stuff is in an Atlas van somewhere in the Mid Atlantic, it's still a shock to realize that there is No Furniture. No, that's not entirely true. There are two director's chairs, a small end table, and a bench in the sunroom. Also present is an 8' long walnut dining room table that is a housewarming gift from my mom and stepdad. This, I do ooh and ahh over, quite a bit. I also wonder if it is sturdy enough for me to stretch out on top of and take a nap. After a few minutes, Mom and stepdad leave me alone to enjoy my new house. The cat seems to enjoy the place, and doesn't take long to stake out a sunny windowsill.

After wandering around a bit, and mentally arranging my (absent) furniture, I make myself as comfortable as one can in a director's chair, which is not very. So, after making sure that the cat knows damn well where his litterbox is, I head off to mom's house in search of comfy furniture.

Note: My house is only a little more than five miles from Mom's house. I am very, very thankful that Mom is so careful about allowing me my space and my privacy. She would no more think of dropping by unannounced than she would mooning the Queen of England. Actually, if plied with drink and double-dog-dared, she probably would moon the Queen, so forget that analogy.

Things I've decided I really like about this house:

More than one person can be in the kitchen at a time.

I don't have to go up steps to get into my house.

The main entry is through a mudroom, with a door to the outside and a door to the kitchen. This will function as a sort of airlock to keep the cat from escaping. This is a good thing.

Lots and lots of windows, many of which start at only 2 feet above floor level and go up within 6 inches of the ceiling.

An open floor plan with two ways into (continued...)


Anne W. - May 03, 2005 5:47:19 pm PDT #7249 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

( continues...) the kitchen.

Edit: I feel like I had to add something at the end, since a two word continuation looked pretty sorry.


meara - May 03, 2005 5:59:20 pm PDT #7250 of 10001

Eek. Have just sent "let's be friends" email. Here's hoping it's taken well, and responsibly worded. I think it was. I hate thinkign I might be hurting someone.

Monday through Thursday, class 8:15 - 9:45, go to work, class 5-7

Ew. Sounds dreadful to me.

For the last 24 hours, I have had a weird swallowing...thing

Erin, if you find out what this is, I think i've had it once or twice too. Hmm.

My landlord came over UNANNOUNCED to measure where they want to replace the hardwood floors after we move

Um, ew? Without notice, are you required to let him in? I would've told him I was sick and he should make an appointment and come the fuck back later.

And yet I don't know the first thing about buying a corset, in re: measurements, style, etc

Pick a style you like and then do your measurements for Meschantes? :)

I got to have dinner with Amych, Amyth, smonster, Flea, and baby Casper! Who is not a baby, but a ketchup-loving toddler!!

sj, I'm sorry people suck. Stupid woman who ran into you should NOT be yelling at you.

I eat a can of green beans (0 points!) or something to help with hunger pains.

You eat CANNED green beans? But they're...they're...disgusting!!

lso present is an 8' long walnut dining room table that is a housewarming gift from my mom and stepdad

Wow. That sounds AMAZING!


ChiKat - May 03, 2005 6:07:14 pm PDT #7251 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Anne, I love your move tales. Please keep feeding us! Also, your house sounds fantastic!

You eat CANNED green beans? But they're...they're...disgusting!!

I KNOW! I don't know what the deal is but canned green beans have been tasting so yummy to me lately. I fully realize that fresh and frozen taste much better, but there's just something about that mushy, overcooked canned thing. It's very strange, but I embrace my strangeness.


Gudanov - May 03, 2005 6:09:16 pm PDT #7252 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

My daughter only likes canned green beans. I don't know why.


meara - May 03, 2005 6:21:00 pm PDT #7253 of 10001

Heh. At one point I made the traditional Thanksgiving green bean casserole for Vortex's family. I'd been there a couple years before adn was SHOCKED they didn't eat it with Thanksgiving dinner. So I made it. And they were very skeptical. They tried it. And said "Wow, this isn't bad!". Turns out, they'd thought I would make it with canned green beans.


Hil R. - May 03, 2005 6:46:38 pm PDT #7254 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm having carb cravings. I know this will go away in a day or two. I know I'll feel better, and be healthier. I know that sugar is bad for me. But right now, I really want a muffin.

The only time I've had the green bean casserole, it was made with frozen green beans. They had a weird texture.


Lee - May 03, 2005 6:53:03 pm PDT #7255 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I want chocolate, myself.


Lee - May 03, 2005 7:09:24 pm PDT #7256 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Reduced fat pumpkin ginger muffin

Steph, a long time ago, you asked the name of the wine with the screwtop. It's Two Tone Farm. I haven't tried it yet, but I've heard it's good.


Susan W. - May 03, 2005 8:37:31 pm PDT #7257 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Back from the game. M's lost, thanks to one bad inning by the starter and anemic offense all around. But Annabel was good, if squirmy, for a kid who skipped a nap. I think our strategy of trying insofar as possible just to live our lives, take her with us, and expect her to deal with it is paying off.

Sorry to have freaked out all over the thread this afternoon. I think I'm going to put a note up on my computer with a few questions like, "How's your blood sugar? Hormones? Are you sure you want to post this?"