I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Apr 29, 2005 8:41:36 pm PDT #6564 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli should be in charge of all future baby clothing purchases, BTW. For all well-dressed babies, not just mine.

I'm okay with that. Really, I am. I still need to find Tickybox a red & white striped onesie, just like Toby wears in Labyrinth.

JZ, I'm so sorry. Yes, mortality is a dumb idea.


Rio - Apr 29, 2005 8:47:09 pm PDT #6565 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

JZ, darling, I am so sorry for your loss.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 30, 2005 2:46:38 am PDT #6566 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, mortality is hateful. I am sorry you are hurting and am so sorry for your loss. I hate that small, cold, hollow feeling.

...

Someone upthread linked to a story saying Leif had competition for Kara--there was a three year old in Queens (?) who while his mom was out buying a new lock (because he'd figured out how to open the door) and his dad was napping, hopped on a bus, paid for it, snuck into the movie theater to watch Robots. That's DAMN smart, for a three year old.
Oh my word, it's Chris. I hope the mother kicked the father in the head for napping when he was home with Houdini, after they'd already discovered the kid knew how to get out of the house.
In similar news, this makes me laugh, and think of Deena: [link]
Thanks, meara! That was fricking HI-larious. Poor woman. If anything, I'm tempted to send her some money for an occassional babysitter, so she doesn't put them up for sale again.
It was hilarious, but I'm more inclined to send her money for a better custody lawyer, if the father really has coke habit. And if he really has a coke habit, I'm wondering how she ever decided she could leave them with him for 9 days, while she went to Cancun.


vw bug - Apr 30, 2005 3:35:19 am PDT #6567 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, {{{JZ}}} I am so very sorry for your loss.

It's morning. I feel hung over or something. Isn't that how it always is after a rough night?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 30, 2005 3:49:53 am PDT #6568 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm sorry for the rough night, vw. I hope the day is better for you.

Someone kick me out the door. I have to get Chris, Julia and myself to Ben's baseball game in 11 minutes. Scott and Ben left early, because there's pre-game practice, but I just can't get myself moving.


vw bug - Apr 30, 2005 3:57:06 am PDT #6569 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Kick! Kick!

Actually, I don't want you to go :) I want to chat more. But, your kids come first, so get, you sexy baseball mom!


beekaytee - Apr 30, 2005 5:05:21 am PDT #6570 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

{{JZ}}. Bless you, your Cappy and all your relations. I honestly believe that cold, small, hollow feeling...I know what that has felt like for me...is the stage just before we are filled with the warm, expansive spirit of our loved ones. The missing can be terrible and the having in our hearts can be wonderful and forever.


Jen - Apr 30, 2005 5:17:09 am PDT #6571 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

{{JZ}} All my love to you, sweetness.

then a face-dive back to the comfort of the boob.

Somewhere in Egypt, Fay is muttering, "Like mother, like daughter."


Ginger - Apr 30, 2005 5:45:59 am PDT #6572 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

JZ, I'm so sorry.

It's gray and stormy and I want to go back to sleep.


vw bug - Apr 30, 2005 5:50:57 am PDT #6573 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

My old boss just sent me new pictures of her son. I think this one is just priceless: [link]