Much job-ma, Fay.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fred Pete - Apr 26, 2005 4:29:43 pm PDT #5904 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Cashmere - Apr 26, 2005 4:59:27 pm PDT #5905 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Teppy, this bears repeating: SEXY LIPS!!!!
Karl - Apr 26, 2005 5:04:31 pm PDT #5906 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Humina humina humina ... Teppy needs to come out west for a visit so I can whisper in her ear how very very lovely she is.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 5:11:10 pm PDT #5907 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Awww. You guys are sweet. Thanks for indulging my ego.
Bedtime for Teppy. I kiss you all with my sexy lips. Mwah!
Jen - Apr 26, 2005 5:33:33 pm PDT #5908 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Yowza. Teppy is all sorts of hot.
Gris - Apr 26, 2005 5:41:56 pm PDT #5909 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I skimmed. I saw you were talking about porn. And now I'm writing just one little piece of advice.
The most entertaining porn movie ever is "Spacenuts."
If I had to pick a 2-hour satire of Star Wars and other space operas for a night of movie entertainment, I'd be hard pressed to decide between it and the normal old "Spaceballs." They're about equally funny, though the porn is probably more lewd.
The sex with a blue alien girl is just icing on the cake.
WindSparrow - Apr 26, 2005 6:14:56 pm PDT #5910 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oooooh la la, Tep! You look mahvelous!
I'm contemplating a new tag.
Something from Monty Python, perhaps?
meara - Apr 26, 2005 6:28:13 pm PDT #5911 of 10001
Then she said, "Actually I'm a lurker who supports you in email."
OMG, I think I would die if someone said that. That's AWESOME!!
Date was meh. Work was annoying. Woman who is like, 55, is acting like she's about twelve. And making trouble for me. Because she's a freak. GRRRRRRRRRR. Apparently at work I have a reputation for being MEAN!
Aww. I love the cutehead picture of Em with big sunglasses on. Hee.
Well, having seen Emma, I can better understand
Whoah--did a doubletake, cause I was like "When did Fay see Emma???"
Also, I must tell you ALL that if you are not watching Veronica Mars you are MISSING OUT. However, now is probably not the time to start, what with only 2 eps left inthe season. But if they do summer reruns, or you have a friend with connections? DUDE. MUST WATCH.
I first saw a Playboy at 12 or 13, which means I can only imagine what today's Internet-capable pubescents can get access to
Hmm. Does the fact that I saw one much earlier say something for both FredPete and I knowing rather early on that we were gay? Though these days, Playboy definitely not my type of women. And the written does more than the pictures or video, really.
Though I am contemplating going to a workshop on cocksucking for lesbians, on Friday.
sumi - Apr 26, 2005 6:30:37 pm PDT #5912 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
What did you think of tonight's episode? I was disappointed but not surprised to discover that Logan was the one who had the drugs -- that was his role earlier in the year, too, wasn't it?
d - Apr 26, 2005 6:35:52 pm PDT #5913 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
I lurk because I rarely have anything interesting to say, and I am not the kind to reiterate something after 3 other people have mentioned it. But I enjoy the discussions at times, and skip others when my eyes start to glaze over. It's not that I'm shy, necessarily, just that I don't feel moved to post but do feel moved to read.
Emeline does look a little elvish, and does seem to be rather long in the torso. Evil MIL comments notwithstanding. She seems to have a sort of impish (mischeivous) look in her eyes. It's very engaging.
I prefer written porn, although all I really own at the moment is Victorian Porn from my Victorian Sexuality college history course. (And that was fun - In my Victorian Sex class.... was a great lead in for conversations.) I did learn some interesting stuff in that class, especially how the colonization of India really advanced rubber dildoes in the western world. My boyfriend has a collection of truly horrible short movies on his computer. We're gonna have to invest in something I'll enjoy too, because I need a vague semblance of plot and fewer shots of ejaculate all over faces. Spacenuts looked intriguing ever since we watched HBO's porn primer mini-series.