Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I skimmed. I saw you were talking about porn. And now I'm writing just one little piece of advice.
The most entertaining porn movie ever is "Spacenuts."
If I had to pick a 2-hour satire of Star Wars and other space operas for a night of movie entertainment, I'd be hard pressed to decide between it and the normal old "Spaceballs." They're about equally funny, though the porn is probably more lewd.
The sex with a blue alien girl is just icing on the cake.
Oooooh la la, Tep! You look mahvelous!
I'm contemplating a new tag.
Something from Monty Python, perhaps?
Then she said, "Actually I'm a lurker who supports you in email."
OMG, I think I would die if someone said that. That's AWESOME!!
Date was meh. Work was annoying. Woman who is like, 55, is acting like she's about twelve. And making trouble for me. Because she's a freak. GRRRRRRRRRR. Apparently at work I have a reputation for being MEAN!
Aww. I love the cutehead picture of Em with big sunglasses on. Hee.
Well, having seen Emma, I can better understand
Whoah--did a doubletake, cause I was like "When did Fay see Emma???"
Also, I must tell you ALL that if you are not watching Veronica Mars you are MISSING OUT. However, now is probably not the time to start, what with only 2 eps left inthe season. But if they do summer reruns, or you have a friend with connections? DUDE. MUST WATCH.
I first saw a Playboy at 12 or 13, which means I can only imagine what today's Internet-capable pubescents can get access to
Hmm. Does the fact that I saw one much earlier say something for both FredPete and I knowing rather early on that we were gay? Though these days, Playboy definitely not my type of women. And the written does more than the pictures or video, really.
Though I am contemplating going to a workshop on cocksucking for lesbians, on Friday.
What did you think of tonight's episode? I was disappointed but not surprised to discover that Logan was the one who had the drugs -- that was his role earlier in the year, too, wasn't it?
I lurk because I rarely have anything interesting to say, and I am not the kind to reiterate something after 3 other people have mentioned it. But I enjoy the discussions at times, and skip others when my eyes start to glaze over. It's not that I'm shy, necessarily, just that I don't feel moved to post but do feel moved to read.
Emeline does look a little elvish, and does seem to be rather long in the torso. Evil MIL comments notwithstanding. She seems to have a sort of impish (mischeivous) look in her eyes. It's very engaging.
I prefer written porn, although all I really own at the moment is Victorian Porn from my Victorian Sexuality college history course. (And that was fun - In my Victorian Sex class.... was a great lead in for conversations.) I did learn some interesting stuff in that class, especially how the colonization of India really advanced rubber dildoes in the western world. My boyfriend has a collection of truly horrible short movies on his computer. We're gonna have to invest in something I'll enjoy too, because I need a vague semblance of plot and fewer shots of ejaculate all over faces. Spacenuts looked intriguing ever since we watched HBO's porn primer mini-series.
especially how the colonization of India really advanced rubber dildoes in the western world
Hah! That's AWESOME.
Welcome, D. Feel free to post, or not, just know that you totally winthe prize for best intro in person. :)
Sumi, I was actually thrilled by tonight's ep. I can't wait to see where everything goes. But I don't think that Logan is one of the ones who raped her. I don't think the show will go THAT far. More likely he spiked hte punch bowl or sold it to someone or whatever. I don't WANT him (or Weevil!) to be goodytwoshoes boys--nowhere near as much fun, or potential for angst.
HBO's porn primer mini-series.
Hmmm. Still don't think it's worth the extra $25 a month for HBO (or however much it is.)
Hmmm. Still don't think it's worth the extra $25 a month for HBO (or however much it is.)
Oh I don't either, but I'm not the one paying for it and he has the funds to do so. There were certain images in the opening/closing sequences that were icky to me, such as the clown. There should be no clowns in porn.
I remember watching bad porn dubbed into German. Germans seem to love their porn. Also stripping. There once was a stripping game show called Tutti Frutti. Why that name and what the rules were I don't know, but it was really funny to watch. Especially with your parents and younger brother. We kept trying to figure out what we thought the rules were supposed to be, because none of us spoke German. My 12 year old brother certainly got quite an education in Europe, what with the porn on tv at 8 pm and the transvestite hookers in the Bois de Boulogne.
Hah! That's AWESOMEYes, I really felt I got my money's worth out of that class. Many interesting facts. Also, how often do you get to write a paper on erotica for credit? I also got to use romance novels for a paper in a mythology class. And my roommate really enjoyed writing a paper on S/M Bondage. I forget which class that was for. Every now and then college was fun.
Though I am contemplating going to a workshop on cocksucking for lesbians, on Friday.
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Please do tell more about this.
Thanks, all, for your good wishes and thoughts.
What Andi said.
Thanks all!